D’aaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.
Peiper,
The sad thing is that your cousin is more qualified to be our Vice President!
Mike
Just as I suspected,
My wife’s cousin, Josephine, from County Kerry!
Believe me she’s the brightest member of the family.
Oh the stories I could tell. Actually, oh, the stories I do tell. But only at family gatherings. That stuff isn’t for outsiders.
Let’s just say that you don’t have the market cornered for dumb relatives.
well, since she’s the wife’s cousin I never think of her as a relative but rather fair game for the journal and bmews. hey, are you saying you know someone who is clueless about a self administered ... ah, you know. Hmmm, I really thought the market was mine. She also thinks muslims are generally peaceful and nice ppl she’d trust her life with. now tell me, you know someone dumber then that? honest, I am not making that last bit up. she really floored me with that one.
She once called us because she was having trouble reading in bed and wanted our advice with regard to a problem. Her book kept falling on her.
Give her a really large book for Christmas this year. A really large book, like the IRS Code. When that falls on her…