“...Look Ma! I had this surgery on my back and not only did they not give me any Percocet, all I got was this lousy T-shirt!”
Vote Jeb Bush in ‘08
Bushes forever and ever, amen.
or maybe
I’m a Bush Democrat
How about:
DAMMIT! STTOP YOU IDIOT TAKE ME OUT CONTEXT!
-or-
ain’t nothin’ wrong with weed…
I might need a walker and a drool bucket, BUT THIS OLD CAT STILL GETS THE BEST *MEEEOOOWWW*!
OCM, I see your point.
How about: Sandmonkeys for Christ
I went and commented OCM.
How long did you go without a bong
How did they get that tube out of your manhood? Does that hurt?
” A contest was held to put a saying on this T-shirt and nobody won! “
I have a message for OCM’s shirt:
On the front ....
“Full Of Shit And Damned Proud Of It”
On the back ....
“How’s My Driving? Call 1-800-555-1212!”
Dear OCM…
I am still catching up on reading the blog from taking a little hiatus to attend to some personal business....i sincerely hope you are feeling better,and healing well.Godspeed in your recovery!
p.s. is that little orange bucket for yourstash? ha!
p.s.s. i am still thinking on the t-shirt slogan....decisions...decisons...ha!
Will Walk For Pot.
*thinks Steel should win*....simple and to the point...and OCM confirmed.....laffin
I’m just glad you’re feeling better.
How ‘bout “Nuke a Jewish gay whale for Jesus.” I saw it on a bumper sticker once.
or “plays well with pussies."*looks innocent*
I had this back surgery, and after all the medical expenses, all I have is this red pot to piss in....
I have had multiple medical and surgical problems between 1998 and 2004............have many stories I could tell about being a patient & as a nurse I know what was right & what should not have been done by some of the inept people who took care of me!!!!!........All of this happened during my 50’s......now that I am 60, I’ve decided enough is enough - have been medically & surgically free for over a year, thank God!!!!!!!!! Now I’m ready to live again as I did last fall, taking the trip of my life........I intend to live my life to the fullest from now on........You go, Guy!!!!!!!!!!!