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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 03/18/2006 at 06:21 PM   
 
  1. “haemorrhoid cream”??

    LBJ: Explain that to us Yanks, please.

    And do the frogs shrink before they are “anaesthetized”?

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/18/2006  at  08:41 PM  

  2. Preparation H eh! Well personally I think they would provide some good sport with ballistic tip ammunition! Anyway these buggers are toxic. Why would you want to smarm a load of “farmer Giles” cream all over them and risk poisoning yourself? Keep them at a safe distance I say. At 200yds they would make a good target!

    Posted by LyndonB    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  10:18 AM  

  3. Great target practice with a 22.  Nothing like a lazy Sunday wandering around and having a bit of impromtu target practice on the little buggers.  Wait one - Australia banned guns didn’t they?  So many “cures” seem to produce still worse problems.

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   03/19/2006  at  02:18 PM  

  4. The “peepers” showed up a week ago.  Thousands start high-pitched frog-calling around sunset.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  05:26 PM  

  5. Jeff (#4): I prefer to ding rats at the city dump with a scope .22.
    Use soft slugs and those suckers really pop.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  05:40 PM  

  6. what do pollywogs looklike ocmcat , i think some just moved in next door, what kind of food do they eat? do they come out at night or day? your help and advice would be most helpfull, how did you kill the mice that ate your wirering in your jap motor? and would it work on pollywogs?  smirk

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  06:11 PM  

  7. Slingshots and roofing nails.

    Cherry bombs and glazier’s points.

    Bow and Arrows.

    Boomerangs.

    Sledgehammers.

    Size 12 Waffle Stompers.

    Play Toadball!, however hitting a home run can be just a tad messy… sick barf

    chasehatchet

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/20/2006  at  03:00 PM  

  8. Polly Wog , doesn’t she do customer service question

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/20/2006  at  03:02 PM  

  9. Actually, dispense with the Prep H, freezing “herps” (generic term for reptiles, amphibians and other creepie-crawlies) is the more-or-less accepted way of putting them down in a more-or-less humane method. But not as much fun as small explosives and sharp pointy things.  Or running them over in your Nissan Patrol, and hearing them POP! under your tyres.

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/20/2006  at  03:18 PM  

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