Friggin’ Cold!
on 02/03/2007 at 12:04 AM
According to the AP Skipper, this is all your fault! Between those giant Cuban see-gars and that gas sucking SUV, you’ve caused global warming and now its too late!!
Oh Lord, the cacophony of those barking moonbats is deafening. Every news station on TV is going on about that stupid report. Yeah, a minute change in surface temperature is all our fault, and we’re doomed because of it, no matter what we do. Nobody is considering the overall energy of the system and our input to it relative to the whole, as far as I can tell.
Most of our planet - 99.4% - is molten rock (1400 degrees F or hotter). The sun delivers 375 Watts of energy to every square meter or the surface every day. The amount of energy in the system is staggering, almost beyond calculation. Yet just 23 miles up - at the top of the atmosphere - is the dead cold of space. So we live on a very fine balance point in a very thin zone between molten rock and utter cold. This is what keeps the moonbats howling. What they don’t seem to see is that human energy input to the system is so infinitely small that it makes no difference when compared to the slightest variations in solar or geothermal activity. And those variations are constantly ongoing. In other words, the planet will heat up or cool down whenever it damn well feels like it, and there ain’t a thing we can do about it. We could burn the world down and after the fires went out it wouldn’t do squat to the overall situation.
Come on home Skipper. It’s currently 25, sunny, and heading for 45 degrees by mid afternoon.
It just gets better from here, buttercups will be blooming by the end of the month. I’m up near Huntsville.
Drew, they can have my Cohibas when they pry them from my cold,dead, nicotine-stained fingers.
Hey wait, first did you know that they (that stupid glowball warning meet and greet in ole Pariee) could only get a 90% consensus that ‘most feel humans may cause global warming’ - once again a firm luntatic phrase to say exactly what they want with an out when it proves to be another piece of crap.
Ok, since 1972 when I was given a piece of shit masquerading as a car - I’ve been a two car family for just under 12 of those years (with 6 being holding a car for a child stationed overseas). . .I’ve only own 1 home (at a time) for 14 of those 34 years. Had no ele or gas (provided by an outside co) heat for 9 years in one home (nor any a/c in it). I also grow about 1/3rd of my own fruits and veggies now (2 years). Oh yeah, I gave up the evil habit 5 times from ‘74 to ‘03 with ‘03 being the last time I lit one (coffin nails). And I have only flown 10 times from ‘73 to the present, went Greyhound 3 (don’t recommend it if you value your life) times and even used the Metro in Paris and DC 2 days in a row.
I demand Al’Iinventedtheinternet’Gore give me his Know-Bull Prize - I’ve done more to earn it in the past 34 years than he has. . .
