Fried Sperm

 

1. Yeah wasn’t it years ago that cell phones caused brain cancer?

   Junk science is junk science is junk science.

   Perhaps if medicine, science and medical research were about ideas, possibilities and actually doing no harm - instead of about the MONEY, we’d have real cures, real possibilities and real scientific research.

   Posted by wardmama4       10/24/2006  at  10:25 AM  



2. Its no wonder if you sit around and talk on the phone for 4 hours a day that you get lazy sperms.  Get those lil’ guys on a treadmill or something FAST.

   Posted by rudebadger       10/24/2006  at  12:02 PM  



3. Total horse poo. Wardmama has it right as usual. 

   There are so many factors involved here it would be nearly impossible to isolate increased exposure to radio waves of this particular small frequency band as a culprit. Let’s not forget that we’re all exposed to these same waves all the time anyway. They’re everywhere. TV, AM and FM radio, shortwave radio, CB radio, microwave transmission, electromagnetic energy from anything that has a wire in it, emissions from your PC ... the list is endles. And that ignores all the hormones and chemicals in our food, air and water pollution, the skin effects of laundry detergent and shampoo, the unknown side effects of all the drugs we’re constantly taking ... there could be a near infinite number of causes. There could even be a natural cause, if it could be shown that population pressure is a factor. It’s just too broad to call.

   Maybe the tinfoil hat brigade should start wearing tinfoil underwear.

   Posted by Drew458       10/24/2006  at  12:10 PM  



4. Maybe they should hold their cell phones to their ears and not their crotches.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       10/24/2006  at  01:26 PM  



5. Maybe they should hold their cell phones to their ears and not their crotches

   MAJ Mike might be right!  I’ve noticed that cellphone users mostly talk out of their ass.

   Posted by rudebadger       10/24/2006  at  02:04 PM  



6. “But honey, I was on the cell phone most of the day. My sperm are fried. There’s no way you can get pregnant.”

   Ya know what they call guys who use that line?

   Daddy!!!

   Posted by Punkins       10/24/2006  at  06:06 PM  



7. Would Freud refer to a cellular phone as a phallic locomotor symbol?

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       10/24/2006  at  07:42 PM  



8. Tannenberg:

   Sometimes a cell phone is just a cell phone.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       10/25/2006  at  07:50 AM  



9. Heh-heh-heh!  I was hoping someone would remember that line.  Good shot, Mike!

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       10/25/2006  at  09:38 AM  

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