For Ye Wenches Curvy and Salty Dogs Scurvy

 

1. Arrrh! I am “Iron William Read” but you can call me “SIR”. Avast!

   Posted by The Skipper       09/19/2004  at  02:01 PM  



2. I me name be Dirty Jack Kidd.

   Posted by Gutterman       09/19/2004  at  02:05 PM  



3. Aye, me name be Captain Roger Cash, but what be it to you, matey? Arrr!

   Posted by Frank Villon       09/19/2004  at  02:21 PM  



4. Arrr, I be called Bad-Rum Jack. Yer mother may be called for 2 pieces ‘o eight. Yar!

   Posted by Chris W.       09/19/2004  at  03:24 PM  



5. I be called Black John Read! Don’t like it? Too bad ye matey. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of RUM! ARRRRGH!

   Posted by Macker       09/19/2004  at  03:53 PM  



6. Arrr, avast there matey, I be Cap’n Bloody Roger Rackham and I be searching for liberal baggards to to try me cutlass and cat-o-nine tails on for some amusment…

   Posted by Ric       09/19/2004  at  04:10 PM  



7. Black Tom Roberts, matey. Should y’be havin’ a problem with it, I’ll run y’thru with me cutlass. Aarrrrgg!

   Posted by head       09/19/2004  at  04:28 PM  



8. Aye, some right fine names here lads.  I be Bloody Bess Kidd.  Be t’fightin’ tha brings me ‘board a ship.  So watch yer backs, boys!

   Posted by NefariousFerret       09/19/2004  at  04:46 PM  



9. Black Tom Kidd,Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Wild
   Turkey?

   Posted by kingaljr       09/19/2004  at  05:40 PM  



10. A little boy is dressed and up in a pirate costume and rings the doorbell for Halloween. A woman answers the door and asks, “Why, where are your buccaneers?”

    He answers, “Arrg, they be under my buccan hat you scurvy wench!”

    Posted by Yellow Dog       09/19/2004  at  08:18 PM  



11. I am Mad Sam Vane.

    Posted by Yellow Dog       09/19/2004  at  08:21 PM  



12. I be Wendy.........my dear Peter Pan will protect me from thou Capt’n Hook........Dearest Peter wilt thou bring to me many doubloons......if not, then you can go screw Tinkerbell, the wetch of the land.........  as I will only give of myself for the $$$$$$$$$$......hahahahahahahahahaha........

    Posted by Dottie       09/19/2004  at  09:25 PM  



13. I be Bloody Morgan Cash. Tis true I have a heart for fighting-& I’m musical to boot.
    You best be watchin’ out for us little people for we ARE the terrors of the sea-ARRRRGH!

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/19/2004  at  11:45 PM  



14. ARRRR!  Me Iron Anne Kidd N’ I’ve Crushed Seventeen Men’s Skulls Between Me Thighs!  C’mon, Lad, Shiver Me Timbers!!  Brwaack!  Me Bird Would Have Better View, But He Prefer Strollin’ Behind Me Dog’s Ass!

    Posted by Renee       09/20/2004  at  02:59 AM  



15. DOTTIE!!!!! Put a gun in your hand and you’d be quite the piratical wench!

    As for Renee’s comment-----hmmmm, not sure I want to venture down that gangplank in this forum although I do feel for the parrot.

    Posted by Vilmar       09/20/2004  at  06:09 AM  



16. Arrr, call Me Iron Tom Flint and ye better be smillin’ when ye says it too!! Or I’ll bust a cap in ya!!

    Mr Minority

    Posted by Mr Minority       09/20/2004  at  09:41 AM  



17. Me mate-Jennifer’s- name be Iron Prudentilla Vane. Bein’ that she’s been CONSCRPITED by the army of the tyrant, I best be helping her set those arses straight as to her real idenity. Oh the folly of them. she’s not a soldier-She’s a PIRATE! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
    BLOODY MORGAN CASH

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/20/2004  at  09:21 PM  

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