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Posted by Drew458    United States   on 05/27/2011 at 01:48 PM   
 
  1. OMG!OMG!OMG!!!!
    She is really a GODDESS!!!!!
    Or have I already said so?
    Thanks for the video link.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   05/27/2011  at  03:42 PM  

  2. she’s still more than appealing enough to reduce me to drooling spastic stupidity should I ever meet her. Yeah right, as if you’d be instantly suave and witty ...

    Kate - “Hello! I saw you standing over there looking fabulous and I said to myself, now there’s a man who could use a bit of company. So here I am!”

    You (or me) - “Ahboo? Der phjelphelizst majoolipm. Um, dabowitt hatoolabu?”

    Kate - “Intriguing. I always thought that a man who could talk in tongues could really show a girl a good time ... if you know what I mean!”

    Me (or you) - “Bllssstalby! Sewiozwee, I thig I’d habin aharba tak! Hepme!”

    Posted by Drew458

    The wife asked me why I was talking in tongues tonight, so I had to share your previous and she’s on the floor.  And I’m there with her. Again. This just stays funny.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   05/27/2011  at  03:51 PM  

  3. Rule 5.01 Some links are not for Christopher.

    Indeed. I prefer brunettes and redheads.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   05/27/2011  at  04:57 PM  

  4. Doing the best I can, C-man. But with the weather and the flooding this Spring and all, there seems to be a shortage of Grade A redheads. A number of readers have sent in names and links for a bevy of blondes, including one stunner from Down Under, but the supply of fabulous flame-ish ones is a bit thin right now.

    And even damn Dr. Who has taken the dye bottle to dear Miss Gillan and darkened her considerably. The bastiges!

    Posted by Drew458    United States   05/27/2011  at  05:41 PM  

  5. Dr. Who has taken the dye bottle to dear Miss Gillan and darkened her considerably. The bastiges!

    Two questions: What’s a bastige?

    Secondly: Did they dye both ends? Or does she shave?

    I only ask because my wife was a natural redhead when I met her, still was when we married. But that was over 20 years ago. I’m mostly grey now, wife is an unnatural shade of red. She works at a beauty salon. I started checking for grey at the other end, and wouldn’t you know it: her salon offers the ‘batch to match your snatch’. They dye both ends simultaneously. No grey there either.

    Well, the good news: trimmed, not shaved. If she shaved, no need for a dye job. I really hate the shaved, prepubescent look.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   05/28/2011  at  05:16 AM  

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