Food Pyramid and Fat Folks
OCM, what exactly is your version of the low carb diet? I’d like to lose another ten pounds.
I also wrote about this on my blog. Did you all know that there was a woman in Belarus who turned 116 last May. Here diet consisted mainly of bread, pork, pork fat and milk. Meanwhile, the founder of the Power Bar company, a marathon runner (and no doubt a skinny man) died last March of a heart attack at the age of 51.
So I also say screw the pyramid.
Whatever happened to the 4 food groups? You know like caffine, tobacco, t-bones and alcohol? I kinda like the simple approach.
I HATE the $%^&*@# FDA govt nannies and their constant harping about how people are too fat!
I’ve been struggling with my exercise bulima for about 6 weeks now and I wish this diet obssesed society would just let it go for once!
(No pity or sympathy please-I’ve had it for 19 years, it’s been much much worse, you deal with it and move on.)Not everyone wants-or NEEDS-to be a size 2!
Btw-I’m 5.2 1/2 and around 120.
I work out at the gym 3 days a week and walk for 90-120 minutes EVERY day.My goal is to someday curl up on the sofa with a pint of Edys and a nacho grande from taco bell, pop some documentary into the VCR, kick back, relax and not worry about how fat my legs are getting because I didn’t walk.
And no-I’m not trying to lose weight.
Scales don’t mean as much to me anymore
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
04/20/2005 at 09:26 PM
Barb, live long and prosper by being a little plump. I can live with that.
I see it’s time for the BIG HONCHO to “weigh-in” on this topic. Ahem! In my humble opinion:
I LIKES DEM BIG WOMEN! MORE CUSHION FOR PUSHIN’
Or, in the immortal words of that great philosopher (and sodomite), Freddy Mercury ....
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go roundHey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every timeOh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go roundHey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gone made a big man of me
Now get thisOh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yesThe above is dedicated to my third ex-wife, Catherine, who weighed 160 lbs, had a 44-inch bust and absolutely loved to perform fellatio. God bless her soul, wherever she may be.
Good night Catherine, good night.
Actually Mike would be thrilled if I put on twenty pounds or so.
Unfortunately any weight I put on goes straight to my ASS not to my CHEST where I could actually use it!
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
04/20/2005 at 10:39 PM
Oh I adore the new food pyramid. Those vertical stripes are sooo slimming!
