Is it time to trot out this old saw again?
In heaven the cooks are French, the engineers are German and the police are English.
In hell the cooks are English, the engineers are French and the police are German.
Black Jacque Chirac is losing his marbles. Still this is good fun, I hope he keeps it going. Anything that helps distance Britain from France is a good thing in my book. Now if only we could fill in the Channel Tunnel with a few million tons of concrete!
One would hope that Tony Blair will now step up with a couple of decent comments about the societal evils of rejecting deodorants and the deep public offenses caused by feminine hairy armpits.
I don’t understand what the big deal is about french cooking (however, cheeses and baked goods are another story). What is so good about eating slimy creatures?
RUSSIAN FOOD?! Gimme a break - I’d take fish n chips with a pint of ale over a bottle of vodka with garlic cloves floating in it and fish eggs on crackers
Chirac now has the lowest rating ever recorded for a French leader. His views find no traction at home or abroad.
But he keeps on instructing and correcting the peoples and the leaders of Earth.
Chirac is only qualified to give instruction in corruption, arrogance and deceit.
So, Ken, does that make Chirac cheese on a Ritz? :}
Sounds fitting. Except that maybe no one is listening to him. It’s lonely on that cracker.
Sounds like Chirac is into the cheeze whiz again along with the whine.
Now you see what it’s like to be lower than whale dung.
This has been the hype. Have you seen the DVDs?