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1. YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

   Welcome to the 21st Century Vilmar!

   Posted by Macker       02/20/2005  at  03:00 AM  



2. With searching the net much easier Vilmar will only expand his vast knowledge. It might also make him post more moonbat stuff in half the time. Life will suck more now for moonbats.

   Posted by Alan S.       02/20/2005  at  04:31 AM  



3. <<In a related story, all porn on the internet suddenly disappeared today,>>

   Allan, there’s a saying that goes:  “everybody likes a little ass.  Nobody likes a smart ass!!!  hehehe

   Now excuse me while I go go dowenload “Debbie Does Dalls” and “Debbie does Mary Ann and Ginger.”  

   Posted by Vilmar       02/20/2005  at  07:47 AM  



4. ALLLLRIGHHHTTT !  And a big welcome to the 20th Century !

   Too bad it’s the 21st…

   Posted by Oink       02/20/2005  at  08:41 AM  



5. When you’re surfing for hot action on the internet, you’re no doubt familiar with the already-mentioned “Maryann Gets the Clap”, starring Famous Person “F” in yesterday’s Match-the-name-with-the-picture-game.

   I want to warn you to avoid a cheesy exploitation skin flick that attempts to cash in on the publicity surrounding Person F’s death.  ”Then—Maryann Gives IT to Ginger!!!” is in no way connected with Famous Person “F” or his legacy.

   Posted by Oink       02/20/2005  at  08:58 AM  



6. Oink, are you sure that in a previous life you were not a circus performer?  You know, that guy that walks the high wire?

   Because the wire you are on right now is really, really, thin and “Person F” is out looking for wire cutters! BWAH HA HA HA!! 

   Be sure to have your “get out of deep shit” cards handy! 

   Posted by Vilmar       02/20/2005  at  09:27 AM  



7. Bob,

   Yes, it is much quicker.  But to tell the truth, I’d have been just as happy with my threee times cheaper dial-up if it weren’t for all the sites that are now so content laden it takes forever for them to open.

   Sure, having access to on-line video of news events is great but for the next few weeks I will be like a kid in the candy store going to places like jib-jab ,etc.  until the thrill wears off and then it is all back to normal.

   But it is QUICK, by-gum, by-golly!

   Posted by Vilmar       02/20/2005  at  09:50 AM  



8. I was wondering where the hell all my Favs went.  Vilmar, you idiot!

   Posted by Happy_Retiree       02/20/2005  at  10:04 AM  



9. Good Lord, how the fuck can you blog without using 56???!!

   I am torn between a newfound respect for Vilmar and a desire to slap him for taking so long.

   Posted by Chris W.       02/20/2005  at  03:11 PM  



10. "Good Lord, how the fuck can you blog without using 56???!!”

    I meant WITH 56, jeez.

    Posted by Chris W.       02/20/2005  at  03:12 PM  



11. It’s worth the $30 Vilmar.  You will save 60 hours a month.

    Vilmar would have rode a horse till 1948 because they use less gas than cars.

    Posted by Z Woof       02/20/2005  at  05:06 PM  



12. I like to think of it as “so tight when he squeezes a penny, Lincoln sheds tears.”

    Posted by Vilmar       02/20/2005  at  06:00 PM  

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