Such torture. They probably forced him to get a sponge bath. And the porno was Mary Poppins. After all, her face isn’t covered, and you can see her ankles sometimes, beneath her boots. Slut.
Isn’t that story right out of the methods they found in the Al Queda training manuals to mess with the press and get sympathy in other Muslim countries???
I seem to remember that from a couple of years ago....