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1. It’s sooo damn bad here in Florida because the unemployment rate is down to 3.8%.

   Soon Governor Jeb Bush (R-FL) will be forcing people to work even if they don’t want to.

   Otherwise were are we going to get the people to fill all these jobs? 

   Maybe we could import unemployed France People because their unemployment rate is about 14%.  But that’s lower than it should be because they can only work about 28 hours a week, by Federal Law, so their unemployment rates look lower than they really are.

   Message From the Governor of Florida: Depressed Unemployed France People, we have no income taxes in the Sunshine State.  Plus, our unemplyment rate is down to 3.8.  Please come and mow some of our Americans’ yards.  They are too busy being consumers. 

   Posted by Z Woof       08/23/2005  at  08:13 AM  



2. Z, you crack me up! That was precious! The only problem I see with importing France people is their lack of personal hygiene which, in the Florida heat, might make it impossible to have them do any jobs other than those far away from the general population, such as alligator feeders, garbage dump guards and personal assistants to Janet Reno.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       08/23/2005  at  09:29 AM  

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