I have to disagree with you on item #7, I think my Belly Ring goes great with my Gall Bladder scars. They kind of accent each other.
Mr Minority
PS: I am really turned on by Tube Tops and Colostomy Bags.
You ARE a sick bastard! I like #8 and would add a touch of class by having a cigarette sticking out of one of those trachea holes in your windpipe. Now THAT’S classy, with the white neckerchief and all.
Jeezus! Vilmar, we better alter Miss Mr. M’s medication. Either give him more or cut the current dose in half. I prefer #12 ‘cause I can pick up the walker & get up a good head of steam on the skates and mow down all the hippies. Zoom-zoom ....
Geez- Thought I was right in style with all of the above & being way over 40 to boot.................
Allan, I heard Vilmar say that you Violate Item #4 all the time. You need to cut that out!!
Mr Minority
Mr. M, You been getting unsubstantiated faxes from nefarious sources?
Vilmar, Yes I am, with a Fla. Area Code.
Mr Minority
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