eye candy
on 05/24/2011 at 11:15 AM
Think I’m getting picky in my old age peiper. Not a goddess. Not even fappable material.
Don’t you hate it when what you got at home is better than what’s on the ‘net?
Actually, I don’t. I’d post her if she’d let me. In fact, I think I did once, Drew deleted the post.
Yeah, she’s not my total dreamgirl either, but she’s still more than appealing enough to reduce me to drooling spastic stupidity should I ever meet her. Yeah right, as if you’d be instantly suave and witty ...
Kate - “Hello! I saw you standing over there looking fabulous and I said to myself, now there’s a man who could use a bit of company. So here I am!”
You (or me) - “Ahboo? Der phjelphelizst majoolipm. Um, dabowitt hatoolabu?”
Kate - “Intriguing. I always thought that a man who could talk in tongues could really show a girl a good time ... if you know what I mean!”
Me (or you) - “Bllssstalby! Sewiozwee, I thig I’d habin aharba tak! Hepme!”
"Cthulhu fthagn!”
(not sure I spelled that right. But that’s okay, I couldn’t pronounce it anyway. Scary part: spellchecker didn’t hit fthagn. Uh-oh…)
This has the benefit that you only have to speak one tongue, one time. Next!
I only mention this because the wife brought home a video from the library last night. It was the Call of Cthulhu. I kid you not!!!
B&W, silent, 20’s style video. Quite good, and kept to the storyline. Only about 40 minutes long.
No gratuitous, B&W, silent, 20’s style sex scenes. Damn!
But since those scenes would probably end with both of them literally eaten by Cthulhu, that’s just as well.
I guess beauty is always in the eye of the beholder. I think she’s awesome. Well, the photography is anyway. Who knows what she really may look like minus the the makeup and hair style. But just based on the pix I’ve seen, I still think she’s a goddess. But then to me, so many women are anyway. I have multiple goddesses. I have a few gods too but they’re all musicians.
All your gods are musicians? So does that make you a Pan-theist?
05/24/2011 at 06:11 PM
