Expect A Run On Olive Oil

 

1. Do you know why men love women who wear leather?  They smell like a new car.

   Posted by Oink       01/10/2005  at  09:39 AM  



2. Mike WANTS me to replace butter with olive oil in in savory dishes(wouldn’t do much for my famous brownies though :lol) Olive oil is good for you. As for the loonie/tubby- comments, for the me, the former-TOO LATE, the latter-NO ******* WAY!

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/10/2005  at  10:20 AM  



3. Pork Fat Rules

   er...sorry....Oink

   We need an open season on hunting hogs all year long.

   Posted by Z Woof       01/10/2005  at  11:45 AM  



4. I thought that Twerp was a bit obscure in her last sentence.  As for Z Woof (female? Woof as in “dog”?  What is it they call a female dog?)
   I’m not just a pig, I’m a boar.  A hide as thick as an elephant. 
   But, I’m not a total pig because my daughter is like that Marine Corps toilet paper:  she don’t take no shit off’n no man!  (except me, and that’s different) I intended her to survive, with or without a man.

   Posted by Oink       01/10/2005  at  09:44 PM  



5. I’ll Volenteer to RUB the olive oil on their breasts for them.

   Mr Minority

   Posted by Mr Minority       01/11/2005  at  08:26 PM  

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