Ex Libris Fatuus
Mommy won’t talk about what Janet Reno did to her first litter ....
Posted by Oink
02/21/2006 at 06:10 AM
See the Democrats protect this little boy?
The Democrats tell Mommy that she has a nice family and “they wouldn’t want to see anything happen to us”. That is why Mommy talks nice about them.
Posted by Oink
02/21/2006 at 06:28 AM
The only differences between a squirrel and a democrat are (1) Squirrels are cuter and (2) a Squirrel CAN find its own nuts.
T: Squirrels taste better than Democrats. Democrats are just too bitter.
Posted by MAJ Mike
02/21/2006 at 08:16 AM
I blogged about this little book two months ago.
Here are what I did with those:
Yep, they sure do explain why my ex-wife is a Democrat!Much more subtle than my nasty stuff.
But nauseating, self-righteous poseurs* bring out the viciousness in me.
*Deliberate—they are phony about that, too.
Posted by Oink
02/21/2006 at 09:17 AM
Oh, gawd, they’re all good,
even OCM’s “contribution”. Can’t argue with that one either. Bridges to nowhere and all the other things considered.
Oh, gotta love the ‘Democrats make sure everyone shares their toys’ one....
they are my f’ing toys, I buy the ammo for them, and sharing is MY choice.
Good one Draven!
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...Imagine us with one common neck, with their fingers wrapped around it.
Posted by Oink
02/21/2006 at 11:45 AM
You oughtaa see the short film I’m working on, inspired by that very song…
Okay, what is up with the strange gray man in the overcoat that is in every picture....just sort of hanging around the baby squirrels?
Sorry, GOP mommies don’t let strange men in overcoats follow their babies all over town. We just aren’t “tolerant” that way.
Have you noticed that they used ‘squirrels’ as the good animal? Squirrels are nothing but furry, tree climbing, rats. Hell, I’ve seen them crawl into and out of garbage cans at an Arlington Heights, Il McDonalds while carrying fries in their little paws.
Good lord....
What is up with the *mommy* squirrel, and her unbuttoned blouse, in fact,I don’t think the blouse even HAS buttons....why is Mommy all exposed like that??
and.....why does little boy squirrel have his paws in little girl squirrels top??
no wait! little girl squirrels coverall top is half off, and YES, little brother sqirrel is touching little sister squirrel’s chest in a WEIRD way.
I am assuming it is a girl squirrel...since it has blue bows in its weird ears...or whatever you call squirrel ears....
JMHO....but i would think these book depictions would give children bad dreams and nightmares??!!
It just dawned on me....#1 is a liberal same sex marriage family...that is NO mommy....its a daddymommy.
Mackers first depiction shows mommy squirrel in the treehouse window- mommy squirrel has a pinafore on...#3 from Mackers .....is that a school yard pedophile squirrel bribing the children squirrels with fruit and nuts???
ah k....i have had to think about this entirely too much...but wait...do sqirrels have blue eyes??
CREEPY and
Posted by SouthernDoll
02/21/2006 at 02:44 PM
C’mon ED, I was drinking coffee when I read that! No fair! I guess I shoulda known better.
You know, again this might just be cooincidence, but if you combine squirrel/daddy/mommy into one being you get something along the lines of sodomy. So, now they are pimpng both the pedophile agenda right along with gay rights!
Come on, they have to start young and in their PC schools - otherwise no one would ever buy their stupidity.
I do agree that it is extremely appropriate that they chose rodents (but come on, not nasty dirty rats - cute, furry squirrels) for the Dem family.
I do wonder who that guy is suppose to represent??? Ideas anyone???
It’s like the stupid Janie has two mommies books - let’s start young to convince them that our agenda is right, accepted/acceptable, common and ‘normal’
What garbage.
It kinda looks like a ploy.. but anyway.. most of the 1’s in the book i’ve heard about it’s the elephant protecting the mom and her baby squirrels..
so maybe it’s saying don’t worry that your such a coward… us Republicans will protect you..
The image fits really well. Squirrels do collect most of the nuts y’know.
The man in the overcoat is undercover FBI. (see my #1) The practical arm of the warm, sharing, all-embracing Leviathan that the Dems, especially, aim for. The elephant is a confused, gutless & lost Republican who’s not gonna be much help. All clear now?
Posted by Oink
02/21/2006 at 05:42 PM
WardMama: Of course the guy lurking in the background in the trench coat is the big bad dangerous conservative republican that daddymommy squirrel has to protect all of his/her poor little helpless liberal moonbat democrat squirrels from ha!
ridiculous.
Posted by SouthernDoll
02/21/2006 at 06:08 PM
Sean Gleeson of the Gleeson Bloglomerate did a great parody of this book a while back. It’s pretty funny. Plus, he uses ‘moonbat’ in the title instead of Democrat.
Marty- thanks for the link...the comments on the site are HILARIOUS but right on the mark
This book has to be self published...i can’t believe any decent publishing house would pick it up
Posted by SouthernDoll
02/22/2006 at 08:20 AM
Yeah, it is the height of sanctimony. It’s almost too good to *not* be a self-parody.
Outstanding!
Uhhh .. Marty .. the tiniest detail .. Recent research has demonstrated that wearing one’s hat backwards lowers one’s IQ by twenty points. Plus, for every year you’re over 17 --another 2 points are subtracted.
Posted by Oink
02/22/2006 at 09:01 AM
ROTFL! So let’s see, that would be -20 - 2X(48-17) = -82 points off my already low IQ. Still puts me higher than the average Democrat! Seriously, I took that picture of myself by holding the camera out in front of me. The reason I had my hat on backwards was that I had just gotten done taking some family pictures and the visor would have been in the way of the camera. It was near the tail end of a big family reunion at the beach, so my IQ was already lowered by a week of overindulgence.
Back in my day** the guys who wore their hats backwards were Goober who worked at the filling station.
** we walked softly, the earth’s crust still being thin in places
Posted by Oink
02/22/2006 at 09:12 AM
OCM: The hat is called a “DeerSlayer”, and it’s entirely a creation of the movies—nowhere in the short stories by Doyle. And the real Davy Crockett didn’t wear a cookskin hat, either.
Posted by Oink
02/22/2006 at 10:04 AM
No, he killed himself a BAR when he was only three....
and I bet he stepped in plenty of BAR STOOLS when he was wanderin’ around in them thar woods out there…
RatPatrol and OCM:
i was like ....huh? why are they talking about *bar stools* in this thread…
and then i was like....ohhhhhhh
I get it!
just a particularly blonde moment!
Posted by SouthernDoll
02/22/2006 at 04:57 PM
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