Evil Bush Conspiracy #4,388,950
on 09/26/2006 at 03:29 PM
Bu$hitlerburtonco are the worst evil morons ever, yet at the very same time the most clever evil geniuses ever! I can hold two contradictory thoughts.
The Republican party is soooo powerful that it make OPEC do its bidding, causes China to buy more or less oil, manipulates world markets at a whim. Bazooie Louie!
Silly people. It isn’t Bush, it’s the Big Three automakers. You know, the ones who are closing factories and laying off tens of thousands of workers, the ones with lots full of gigantic gas-sucking monster SUVs that nobody is buying anymore. They want cheap gas now, until the end of the year, to fool the public and trick them into buying their junk! After they get the 2006 vehicles off the lot, they’ll switch to making econo-buggies and hybrids, and they won’t care what the gas prices are. Besides, who do you think owns all the stock in the oil companies anyway???
Does anybody have any tinfoil solvent? My hat fell apart and its stuck in my hair!
BTW I saw gas for 4 cents less per gallon than what’s in the picture today. HaHa.
Tony shouldn’t use such words as “magisterial.” They go right over the tinfoil beanies.
Perhaps one day they’ll get around to wondering why any man with supernatural powers would stoop to leave them around to annoy the rest of us.
I saw gas for sale at $2.09 last week in eastern Indiana.
It’s more parlor tricks from Rove!, guaranteed!.
The Demoncrats are just pissed off because they spend all of their time and bile attacking Big Oil so now there’s no way they can claim any credit for the lower prices.
FYI, lowest gas prices here are still 2.39 thanks to the multi-layered gas tax pricing structure that the Donks have imposed on the people here.
The Dems are just so mad because the Repubs candidates are being able and actually going after their lies and tricks and either taking over or at least holding in most races. The Dems just have to create a zillion reasons as to why they lost the election while avoiding their partisan politics, do nothing Congress thanks to them, no platform, no desire to even pretend to be for National Security, their non-support of the American armed forces, their willingness to sell America out to illegals, their tax and more tax agenda, their racist view on every law, social issue and event to have happened since time began and their refusal to call an islamicfacist terrorist an islamicfacist terrorist - have alienated most rational Americans who do fear a caliphate being installed in America if the Dems assume power.
The Dems just can’t help themselves - they probably instigated the price rise to bash Bush with and are pointing the fingers to the GOP to take the heat off of them - watch for a blogger to out SoroCo or heinz/kerryCo of being behind this plot coming soon to the InterNet.
Man, I’ve been reading the lunatic left too much lately - I am seeing a conspiracy in every event. Must go read some fiction to get my head back on straight!
Tinfoil solvent,
is that oil based Drew? or the hippy watered down one that dont work 
For the Donks - If it is a good thing then “...it’s all about MEEEE!, MEEEE!, MEEE!” If it is a bad thing then “… it’s the evil Rethuglicans and Rove and Bushchimphitlerhalliburton and… and… and… THEM!!!!!!!!!”
Paranoia has some strange manifestations at times.
Poor effing doinks are so morally bankrupt and burned out they cannot see their own inner contradictions. Kind of like some other Western Civ haters we know!
The Hobo
09/27/2006 at 07:23 PM
