Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex

 

1. A happier prostate?

   Who asked? How did they ask? How did the prostate answer?

   Posted by Christopher       10/05/2005  at  03:23 AM  



2. Also, an improved sense of smell is not necessarily a good thing… I can only take so much fish…

   Posted by Christopher       10/05/2005  at  04:02 AM  



3. And Skipper, don’t worry about the use of

   “penile tissue” and “permanent damage” in the same sentence!

   You still have to have a place to put it. You’re safe.

   I know, walk the plank… yadayadayda

   Posted by Christopher       10/05/2005  at  04:10 AM  



4. "too roistering or prolonged a pummeling”      

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/05/2005  at  06:54 AM  



5. R.P. my thoughts exactly. What kind of sex involves pummeling? Am I missing out?

   Posted by LyndonB       10/05/2005  at  09:47 AM  



6. Pummeling the  

   Roistering the  

   Only in the Middle East!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       10/05/2005  at  09:54 AM  



7. I dunno, are we referring to sex, or 15 rounds with Mike Tyson

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/05/2005  at  10:16 AM  



8. Just remember, it’s OK to Pummel a Hummel, but NEVER Roister an Oyster… :rulez:

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/05/2005  at  12:13 PM  



9. roist•er

   Pronunciation: (roi’stur),
   —v.i.
   1. to act in a swaggering, boisterous, or uproarious manner.
   2. to revel noisily or without restraint.

    

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/05/2005  at  12:17 PM  



10. 14 Comments ALREADY—and the subject is SEX

    Remends me of the Newspaper Readership Survey:

    6% wanted more business news
    3% wanted more international news
    1% wanted more environmental news
    96% wanted to see Nancy and Sluggo get married ....

    Paraphrasing Mencken, “Skipper, you’ll never go broke underestimating the taste of your average Moonbat reader.”
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    n.b. frank & OCM—that’s an example of a kick-em-in the balls post! 
     

    Posted by Oink       10/05/2005  at  03:01 PM  



11. From the woman’s point of view (where are all the other BMEWS women??????)..........Who cares about 1. improved sense of smell 2. reduced risk of heart disease 3.weight loss 4.reduced depression...........etc., etc............on down the line..........Enjoy great sex because................not gonna tell you

    Posted by Dottie       10/05/2005  at  09:41 PM  



12. One of the women in my office needed a root canal.  She was afraid it was caused by “having the wrong kind of sex”.
    I asked her to please, if that was true, not to tell any other women.

    Posted by Oink       10/05/2005  at  09:53 PM  



13. Roistering?  Mayhaps you mean “roiling”: agitated vigorously; in a state of turbulence?

    Posted by Oink       10/05/2005  at  10:00 PM  



14. "for a man to have second and third orgasms” Definitely a time for research! 

    Posted by Officer Pupp       10/05/2005  at  10:48 PM  



15. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the belfast study was flawed.
    They failed to take into account other physical activity/fitness, which numerous studies have shown is highly correlated with mortality…
    A study titled ‘Physical Fitness, Aging and Sexuality’ by Bortz and Wallace has more details.

    Of course, this isn’t disputing any of the other studies, although the fitness link could be related to heart disease and less cold’s a flu’s.

    It’s still good exercise though, but a home gym will never nag you to take out the trash…

    Posted by alangrey       10/05/2005  at  11:30 PM  



16. http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/0f3ce35d

    Hopefully, the final word on this subject.

    Posted by Oink       10/06/2005  at  03:00 PM  



17. Oink - Having the wrong kind of sex causing a woman to have a root canal?..........Hahahahahahahaha- cracks me up

    Posted by Dottie       10/06/2005  at  08:28 PM  

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