Early Morning News Bytes
Its Truly Amazing how the self-righteous media never got its collective panties in a twist when billy-goat klintoon took all his long summer vacations at Martha’s Vineyard or Jackson’s Hole. Must be a pertisan thing....
LC RP
South Korean scientists have cloned a dog. New cookbook also available next week.
... and it is going to be called “101 Ways to Wok Your Dog”
Yummie.....
And here I was expecting [color=brown]The Fudge Report! Matt didn’t get on your case for that did he?
William Jefferson huh?? Now I’m trying to think of another recent crooked Democrat named William Jefferson??? Hmmm??? Hmmm?? Oh I remember, wasn’t he the one that supposedly had a crooked wienie??? And liked cigars??? And little girls?? hmmm??? Musta been inbreeding somewhere tween Lewseeanna and Arcansaw!!!
Macker, Matt Drudge wouldn’t dare mess with me. I’d put a whoopin’ on his head (hat?). The Fudge Report is only a once weekly thing on Tuesdays. It’s too much trouble to build the HTML table of entries. Drudge has peons to do that for him, I guess.
”TOWEL HEADS”
Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically
incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive
in our choice of words.I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our
guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called “Towel
Heads”, since the item they wear on their heads is not
actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet.Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as
“Little Sheet Heads.” Thank you for your support and
compliance on this delicate matter.LC RatPat
Mauretania: West coast of Africa, sand, sun and no fun. Not to mention some really nasty tropical diseases which include Islam. Watch for Sharia law to take over there.
A crooked politician in Louisiana? [monotone voice] I am shocked, shocked I tell you.
I’m guessing the media is busilly hounding some honest Republican President taking some time off. You know, like Congress does every August? Oh, that wasn’t in the next story? Again,[monotone voice] I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.
Hmm, maybe they can get Helen the Hutt Thomas out there running with him. I want to see her melt like the wicked witch she is.
Sorta seems like they take pleasure in counting our dead. None dare call it gloating but that’s what it looks like to me.
I’m nominating the Finsbury Park mosque for the next bombing. Time to turn the tables. Fuck ‘em.
Okay Martha, sing it with me: “When I fought authority, authority always won”
Cloning a dog is totally unnecessary. I mean, come on, it’s not as if they’re not taking care of reproductivity on their own. They have a sexual position named for them fergawdsake.
Birmingham? The atheists don’t have a prayer [rimshot] (What can I say? I didn’t get to use the “wok the dog” line.)
Let George take his vacation & work the ranch - he’s always in touch with the world’s happenings...........
Who gives a rip about Martha!Posted by Dottie
08/04/2005 at 09:00 PM
From Coast to Coast AM
Rock “Stars”: (The OTHER moonbats)
David Bowie had a telescope mounted on the top of his limousine which he used to search the skies for UFOs between concert engagements in the 1970’s.
Sammy Hagar reported having an ET-type encounter where he felt a presence of light and the sensation that the material in his brain was being downloaded.
Jerry Garcia said he was locked in a futuristic spaceship for two days where he saw “insectoid presences.”
Michael Jackson had a UFO sighting when he was in the cockpit of a plane, describing lights of many colors in a crystal shape.
Cat Stevens said he was vacuumed up into a flying saucer and then let go later.
Mick Jagger had a “flying saucer detector” installed at one of his estates in England and it was said to go off all the time.Ace Frehley reportedly filmed a UFO and a 27 ft. burn trace it left behind.
Need we say any more ?!?!?!?
LC RatPat
I’ve got an even worse term to use to describe Mooooooslims- diaperheads.
