Dumbass Quote Of The Day

 

1. They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
   They’re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
   To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
   And I’ll be happy to see those nice young
   Men in their clean white coats and
   They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

   They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
   They’re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
   To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
   And basket weavers who sit and smile
   And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

   ---by Napoleon XIV

   Posted by Oink       09/14/2005  at  06:50 AM  



2. Dumbass, indeed. LOL!

   Posted by Rev. Rokky       09/14/2005  at  07:58 AM  



3. I wish the mothership would just take him away already. Maybe he’s trying to atone for some sin he committed before he became a moose-limb, while singing the A-tone… (reference his speech at the Mille Man March; we all know there weren’t no million men there!)

   Posted by Red Five       09/14/2005  at  08:34 AM  



4. It could be true because Karl Rove was operating the controls of the weather machine. Do a Google search on the HAARP and you will see that a multitude or articles on this secret death ray and weather modification weapon (http://www.haarp.net/) or (http://www.anomalies.net/ufo/gov/haarp/3.39.html). Not surprisingly, it was developed by ARCO, an evil big-oil company that is set on dominating the world market by destroying all the refinerys.

   Posted by yatalli       09/14/2005  at  08:59 AM  



5. I have to wonder at his “reliable source”. Jesse Jackson? Dennis Kucinich?

   Hmm, he saw a “25 foot deep crater under the levee”. Musta been Aquaman.

   He’s not an idiot, but anyone who would puts any credence into his rants may well be.

   Posted by StinKerr       09/14/2005  at  12:52 PM  



6. He should go back to his local pharmacy and complain. The drugs he’s taking don’t seem to be working.

   Posted by LyndonB       09/14/2005  at  12:52 PM  



7. Is his “reliable source” still dating Lois Lane? (Hat tip to Paul Harvey show).

   Posted by Rickvid       09/14/2005  at  02:13 PM  



8. Calypso Louie must have been looking in the mirror, and mistaking his own mouth for that “crater.”

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       09/14/2005  at  06:24 PM  



9. I had forgotten about “The Charmer”.

   Posted by StinKerr       09/14/2005  at  08:41 PM  

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