Dudley Do-Left
This’ll sure piss off the Mounties!
Hell Macker, the Crazy Canadians are taking over in Michigan.
1. Big 3 automakers moving across the water into Onterio (Fur Trappers).
2. The MI Governor is Canadian, pathetic.
3. GM CEO is meeting with 15 Governors to shape opinion to Socialize medicine.
4. Dean is so conservative - he wants a single payer Socialized system in health care.
5. Michiganders have to listen to the Gov Bimbo call them Michigonians, I shit you not.
6. Michigan is going to hell in a hand basket.
7. Most so-called “Mounties” are gay if they ever want a promotion.
Posted by Z Woof
02/15/2005 at 08:30 AM
That is one reason why I left Michigan. As to your points:
1. GM, Ford, and DaimlerChrysler have had plants in Ontario for years. This is supposed to be news?
2. So Jennifer Granholm was born in BC. So what? That only means she can NEVER become President. Take comfort in that.
3. The reason GM wants to foist socialized medicine on the American Taxpayer is becuase GM regularly bends over and grabs their ankles when the UAW comes calling. Michigan is essentially controlled by the unions (who get Election Day OFF in their contracts).
4)YYYEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!
5) I never paid much attention to the “Michiganders vs Michiganians” argument. I prefer the term ”Troll” because yah hey, I lived Under Da Bridge unlike dose People Who Come From Heaven called Da Yoopers, eh.
6) Last time I checked, MI’s unemployment rate is still well above the national average. But it’s not entirely Governor Granholm’s fault...the damn Legislature (controlled by REPUBLICANS mind you!) is going along with many of her proposals! Also refer to point #3.
7) You’ve never watched Due South have you?
You are correct the Michigan Legislature is controlled by the Republicans but I still blame the Canadian Governor.
I’m from Iowa and calling us Iowonians is the wrong thing to do there. In Iowa we can impeach you for that.
GM CEO Wagoner is a Socialist aggitator. Michigan should pass a law that says any Big 3 Automaker CEO can’t bad mouth Michigan health insurance or face fines and imprisonment. And CEO Wagner calling for America to Socialize like Japan and Canada is UnAmarican.
I was in Canada last year at the Frantinyak in Queerbec City, what a hole. They were charging $100 for a cigar in the lobby. Drinks were $12 because of all the taxation. When the troops are done in Faloosha I say lets attack Canada before we go into Iran or North Korea.
Posted by Z Woof
02/15/2005 at 03:46 PM
