Does He Or Doesn’t He?
DUDE! Just put the gun down… it will be ok! promise! 8-0
Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax
03/06/2005 at 07:25 PM
She asks me why
I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night
Hair that’s a fright
I’m hairy high and low
Don’t ask me why
Don’t know
It’s not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
DarlingGimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxenGive me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddyHair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hairHair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
ETC. ETC.
Posted by Oink
03/06/2005 at 08:22 PM
Bad hair.
I agree. Very bad hair. The IRS will do that to you, Stan.
Allan, I apologize for implying that you were Daryl Dragon, aka “Tenille’s partner.” SIR!!! I accept full responsibility for my actions, SIR!!!
Stan, it would be more appropriate to say, “Damn! You’re cultivatin’ somethin’ on your head like what grows wild on my ass!”
Posted by Oink
03/06/2005 at 10:59 PM
Oink, after that last remark, the hit squad is headed up I-65 again. Your ass is gone this time!
Pork chops for dinner!
Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax
03/07/2005 at 12:51 AM
I think a picture of Allan and the Captain from the Captain and Tenille group should be posted together. Than we all could draw our own conclusions.
Posted by Alan S.
03/07/2005 at 03:09 AM
For what it is worth...if Allan could land a gal half as hot as Toni Tenille was in her prime, well, I wouldn’t be too upset if the compared me to the Captain.
Posted by Guy S.
03/07/2005 at 03:52 AM
Oh Captain
What are you hiding from?
You’ve been hiding from the start
Did some [insert politically correct term for ‘lover’] steal your heart?Crosby, Stills, & Nash had the ‘sight’ and they saw you… and they were scared..
Oops… been reading too many James Axler ‘Deathlands’ novels…
How old are you Oink?
I’m the only person I know that even heard of the Cowsills.
I’m also the only person I know that has their Greatest Hits LP.Don’t know which is sadder… a Cowsills Greatest Hits… or having it on LP.
You will note that I still have hair…
Both of my younger brothers now shave because they are essentially bald.
I, however, have a full head of (greying) blond hair. Looks good with my equally greying beard.
My brothers hate me…
Hold up there, Chris. I also heard of the Cowsills! However, if I owned one of their LPs I would NOT admit it!!
I will say one thing, though. If all y’all continue harranguing our SecWar I will not be held responsible for his retributory actions.
You’ve been warned!
THE FUGGIN’ COWSILLS? Bull
How about the original cast recording of Hair? Lets hear the Cowsills perform the lyrics from the (33 1/3) Album “Emanci - Mother -
-Pator of the Slaves”
Posted by Oink
03/07/2005 at 11:44 AM
Ok, you want old...keeping to the musical theme, and not the condition of Allan’s hair *grin*. At my Senior prom, the band we got was pushing their new album (yes it was an lb ...CD’s were a gleam in someones eye back then), at the entrance to the prom. Seems this band thought they had a future, and were going to make a name for themseleves....they were called “Styx”...wonder what ever happened to them *grin*. (Yes, they rocked btw)
Posted by Guy S.
03/07/2005 at 02:23 PM
*It’s* .....
bedhead?
ha!
Posted by SouthernDoll
03/08/2005 at 11:41 AM
03/06/2005 at 09:46 PM
