Disturbing

 

1. A guy has NO BUSINESS being in the LADIES room-even if he IS wearing a dress and heels.
   Btw-in Illinois some malls have “
   family” washrooms. They were created so dads could go in with their small daughters(sometimes mom isn’t around). Maybe the “heshes” could go that route.maybe.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/26/2005  at  07:30 AM  



2. (Sung to the tune of “I Was a Free Man In Paris")
   Back in the 60’s I spent some time in France after the USMC & VNam.  Much more casual about bathrooms there.  Some old lady attendant knitting in the foyer of the public toilet, women using the next stall, maids wandering into the hotel’s communal bath while I was in the tub. 
   Fast forward to the 90’s (just like an acid trip).  I go to use the mens room during parents’ night at my son’s high school.  There’s some young chick using the sink across from the urinals.  Trying to make a statement in the face of her elders.  I peed, washed and studiously ignored her, altho I caught sight of her staring at me in some shock and awe.
   Fuck California.  It’s like someone tilted the US map and everything not screwed or bolted down rattled into that state. Maybe they’re being like the chick in the high school toilet—trying to impress and make a statement.

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2005  at  07:40 AM  



3. I like that:  “It’s like someone tilted the US map and everything not screwed or bolted down rattled into that state.”

   Very well said

   Posted by Vilmar       01/26/2005  at  07:44 AM  



4. For some reason when I read shit like this, the song ”California Über Alles” by the Dead Kennedys plays in my mind!

   Posted by Macker       01/26/2005  at  08:23 AM  



5. It’s Caleefornia not Transylvania

   Vampires are from Transylvania not transvestites.  I had a salesmanager from Transylvania and she would be pissed at you bad mouthing her homeland.  But she also lived in LA before I met her and she called gay people - “happy people.”

   We ran the Bally Health Clubs (Holiday Health Clubs) in Denver in 1985.  If she would get pissed at me she would make me go manage our “Happy Club” in Cherry Creek, WOW that sucked.

   We also ran Denver’s 6 Richard Simmon’s clubs in 1982.  She called Richard the “Retarded Happy Boy.” In Cherry Creek I trained “Todd” to be manager so I could leave.  She said, “All Happy boys love Todd because he is so pretty, he takes all their money.” Todd would never go into a female restroom - he hated women.

   When the “Happy Boys” were leaving they would say, “Goodbeye girls.” Then they would look at me and say, really mean like, “And you too butch.” Sometimes “Happy Boys” can be so mean if you aren’t exactly like them.  “Happy girls” can be mean too.

   Right about that time Aids was becoming a fact of life.  Cherry Creek membership was deminished a bit because of that.  A bunch of them died along with my barber.

   Posted by Nanook       01/26/2005  at  09:09 AM  



6. Woof/Nanook, apparently you’ve never seen “Rocky Horror Picture Show” Transsexual transvestites come from Transylvania.  Vampires, too.

   Posted by Vilmar       01/26/2005  at  09:21 AM  



7. Nanook, that is the kind of comment I enjoy—it tells a story.  A really weird, fascinating one.

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2005  at  09:21 AM  



8. Mariana told me there were no vampires (which I didn’t believe) or Happy Boys in Romania. 

   She also said about American women, “Look at all the little pigs.”

   She was captain of the Romanian Olympic Rowing Team and told employees, “In America you have all the FREEDOM - freedom to work - so start exercising your freedom right now.” Then she would tell me, “Americans are so lazy.”

   Posted by Nanook       01/26/2005  at  09:42 AM  

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