Disorder In The Court
I wish it were that easy, Skip.
Maybe we could use one of those extra shock collars after we get Alito in.
Saddam, one day, went to the law schoold at, I think, University of Baghdad, while they were administering the final exam that would grant a law degree in Iraq. He came into the testing room and said he was there to get his degree. The examiner reminded him that he’d not taken any classes or the exam, so he could not be granted his degree. Saddam asked to speak with the man in private outside. A shot rang out, and Saddam came in and asked for the lead proctor, who identified himself. Saddam asked about his law degree, which was immediately granted.
Now, about Saddam’s understanding of rights and the law....
Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought and all-powerful evil dictator, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt that you are a complete moron...or something like that!
A drumhead court-martial would have pre-empted all this trouble, and it remains the best possible solution.
A drumhead court marshal and then throw him to a mob of his victims.
I’ve always said that we just shoulda chucked a few grenades into his spider hole when we had the chance, but no, we gotta be the good guys. We’ll be listening to this shit for months now.
I find it interesting how much he uses the
word ‘rights’........it’s probably fairly
new to his vocabulary.
Posted by piccalo
01/29/2006 at 06:53 PM
I think I posted something similar a while ago, just give him the “Hannibal Lector” treatment, with a custom-fitted straitjacket, duct-taped mouth, a face mask and then strap his ass to a 2-wheeler in order to move him around nice and easy… He can be free just enough to allow him to nod for “yes, or no” answers.
Maybe then, the goat-felching murdering bastard would get the message and STFU.
Then, when the trial is completed, they can wheel him out back and just give him “one in the hat” without wasting time on appeals and endless expensive lawyering.
Case Closed.
Next…
What the f**k is wrong with these people that someone doesn’t club this asshat in the mouth everytime he tries to get out of line?
Saddamn: blah blah blah blah!!!!
Judge: Sit down and shut up
Saddamn: blah blah blah!!!!
Judge: Bailiff, silence the defendent!
**Whack!** “Clatter” (chair tipping over), “thud” (body hits the floor).
Saddamn spits out broken teeth.
What a beautiful picture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah - all good and such but we are trying to let the Iraqis control this to keep the US being fried in the court of eurotrash opinion (which it wouldn’t matter what we do - we’re still fried there) and I think most Americans involved in this decision thought that the Iraqis would be ummm, shall we say a bit more ‘harsh’ on Saddam. I just guess everyone was caught by surprize that the uberdictator was actually a weak, loony, leftist whinner and it turned out that Uday and Qusay were the ‘men’ of the family as they opted to fight to the death - while Saddam hid out and came out whinning “I’m the President of Iraq”.
You all can thank that traitor Ramsey Clark for teaching Saddam well that everything must be an issue of his ‘rights’.
I think, if the Iraqi court and judges get it right - they can let ole Saddam babble and protest on and on and on until the lamestream media gets bored and then take him out and hang him. It will be all over and only Iraqis had a hand in it. And certainly Saddams just deserts. Even though personally I think any death that does not cause immense pain and suffering and takes a long, long time - is more merciful than he deserves.
