Dear GEICO Santa ….
Me too, or at leat the hemi for my 5th av.
Nice ride!
I want a bright yellow VW BUG-2 seater- with the plate BRBSBUG(or SHARK70) Being that I just got my learners permit, Santa, you have a WHOLE YEAR to work on it. PPUHLEEEZE?
Thanksee,
your cute little bright-eyed moppet friend.
PS Santa-Did I mention that I find stout, “furry”, older men to be quite appealing?Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
12/22/2004 at 08:07 AM
Mopar or no car.
Annoying Little Twerp,
“stout, “furry” older men?!?!?!
HO! HO! HO!
Posted by Santa
12/22/2004 at 11:29 AM
Didn’t know we had a direct link to the “Jolly One,” did you, Barb?
Yep, he reads us regularly.
Something about checking some list for those who have been “naughty or nice.”
If Santa’s REALLY checking those lists I’m in BIG trouble
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
12/22/2004 at 04:14 PM
Of course I am and what I’ve seen so far indicates you’ve been a naughty, naughty, girl!
Posted by Santa
12/22/2004 at 06:08 PM
Hey- if this is about that “incident” with the mouse-How was I supposed to know that the little angel was rabid?! Besides, I DID apologize to my brother’s girlfriend for all the shots she had to get and I did it with the UTMOST lackof SINCERETY.
I get points for that, right?!
*looks innocent*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
12/22/2004 at 06:59 PM
I’m still listening. I believe there is MUCH MUCH more to tell (confess all! The Mrs. and I (plus the elves) are all ears!)
Do it now. You still have 2 days!
OBTW, no points for insincerity.
You might also want to rethink your position on and repent regarding your love of sharks. Rudolph is scared of them. Won’t go near a house that harbors shark lovers. He had a bad experience in his youth with one in Pago Pago.
Posted by Santa
12/22/2004 at 08:41 PM
Repent of Sharks? NEVER!
It’s supposed to be 8-yes,EIGHT above with
-25 windchill on Christmas Eve. At this point the coal in my stocking sounds good.
Btw-if someone complains to you about fire ants and honey-wasn’t me.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
12/22/2004 at 08:52 PM
Coal! Nope! Too practical for this time of year for your latitude.
More than likely it will be a DVD/VHS of the movie, “JAWS.”
I love it when the shark bites the big one (literally) in the end.
The elves think its a hoot!
Posted by Santa
12/22/2004 at 09:08 PM
You forgot the most important part…
I never leave home without her…
Santa didn’t get me what I wanted this year. What a jerk!
So, this year, I’m giving up on the fat guy.
No more DVDs, or socks, or underwear..Santa, kiss my butt. You’re a cheap bastard.
This year, I’m saving up my money to buy some new WHEELS...I’m aiming on a Dually...Eventually, converted into a camper.
Merry Christmas to me! Ain’t capitalism grand.
Posted by Andy
02/02/2005 at 10:36 PM
