Damn Cats!

 

1. Hubby owns a 9 millimeter.Powerful Gun.
   What the hell was that FOOL doing with a LOAD weapon on the counter?!!

   I think that cat knew what he was doing-trying to weed out the gene pool.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       03/09/2005  at  10:46 PM  



2. I meant LOADED.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       03/09/2005  at  10:46 PM  



3. all we would need is for some misguided researcher to genetically engineer cats* with bigger brans and opposable thumbs...then have them get loose.

   we would be so hosed… :-(

   * “Hey! I know! lets try this on Siberian tigers!”
   “What should we call them?”
   “How about ... um… Kzinti?”
   “Cool!”

   Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax       03/09/2005  at  10:54 PM  



4. At least no one can charge the kitty cat with malice aforethought.

   MAOW!

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/09/2005  at  11:12 PM  



5. This is exactly why we need guns, to shoot the cats before they shoot us.

   Posted by Elliott       03/10/2005  at  04:19 AM  



6. Wow! That’s a real cat’s tale…

   Posted by Apathy or freedom       03/10/2005  at  04:36 AM  



7. Whoa!!!!!The Gooooooooogle ad at the top of the page is for anti-Bush bumper stickers?
   BTW,Wisconsin sportsman groups want to pass a bill allowing cats to be hunted with a small game license.Made the front page of the Minneapolis paper

   Posted by kingaljr       03/10/2005  at  07:50 AM  



8. I’ve contacted Google and issued a “CEASE & DESIST” order on those un-American ads. Unfortunately, now they’re placing ads for barking dogs. Go figure.

   Open season on cats! YAY! 

   Posted by The Skipper       03/10/2005  at  08:09 AM  



9. Hey Barb,

   9mm = europellet, .45ACP = powerfull gun. Would it be better if he kept the loaded gun on the floor?  In this case the floor option would have been much safer, less potential energy.

   The real question in my mind is:

   What kind of P.O.S. did this guy own that it couldn’t pass a 36 inch drop test?

   Was this guy a Dremmel tool gunsmith?  Gang banger special?  A C&R Luger? Anything made by the French?

   There’s got to be more to this story.

   Posted by Tacberry       03/10/2005  at  08:29 AM  



10. >>There’s got to be more to this story.

    Tacberry is correct. This is bullshit. Guns don’t ‘just discharge’ - I don’t care what Jayson Williams says. Somebody was doing something illegal or reckless - and blamed the cat.

    Posted by tuffbeingright       03/10/2005  at  09:25 AM  



11. No, no, no....
    The cat...was a kitten once..

    It was a simple act of retaliation.

    Not only was this guy *stupid* , he also masterbated one too many times…

    It pushed the cat over the edge...he had flashbacks to when he was just a little *kitten*...kitten ptsd is you will…

    The rest is history
    

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/10/2005  at  09:38 AM  



12. ** kitten ptsd IF you will **

    I hate typo’s
    

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/10/2005  at  09:39 AM  



13. OK E.D., your avatar is way too distracting.  Did you type something?

    Posted by Tacberry       03/10/2005  at  02:16 PM  



14. “""100th comment""”

    Big milestone eh? WWWOOOHOOOO!

    Ann Coulter has an “Anti-W-sticker” add at the top of her page. Compliments of Google.
    Maybe there are people out there that are still a little upset about Who’s in the White House, maybe they work for Google and maybe they are yankin our chain and maybe we should   them all.....mmmuuaaaaahhhh. mmmuuaaaaahhhh.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/10/2005  at  02:31 PM  



15. Hey, did anybody stop to think that maybe the pistol had a hair trigger? 

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       03/10/2005  at  06:04 PM  



16. bad. very bad…

    Posted by tuffbeingright       03/10/2005  at  06:09 PM  

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