Daily Dose
on 05/18/2006 at 11:31 AM
very funny
May the Lords of Kobol smite thee…
Frak… missed…
Thanks for the laugh, I just went off on a suposed ‘supportive’ of the military ‘journalist’ who presented wacko Rep. Murtha who is once again attacking the Marine Corps. Blonde jokes are always good for a laugh. . .
Ok, you can tell I am still pissed off. Rep Murtha went off on a Marine incident - accusing them of purposely killing civilians. The problem I have is that this incident is under investigation, the original allegations were reported by an Iraqi human rights group [no bias there] and it was reported in Time mag in Nov of ‘05. This must be a new liberal tactic wait 6 months and then create an up roar on a dead story, with dubious facts and crappy reporting. By the time the truth is out, the damage is done and the libs are onto another issue. This is dragging America into the gutter and I’m sick and tired of it. And the stupid rag is supposed to be supportive of the military.
You heard the one about the blonde who went grocery shopping and put her groceries into the back seat of her car, got into the drivers seat and as she was putting the keys into the ignition, heard a ‘pow’ and felt something hit her on the back of her head. She reached up and felt something gooey. So she pressed her hand into the goo and with her other hand dialed 911 on her cell phone. She told the operator that she had been shot in the head and where she was. When the police officer knocked on the window and she rolled it down, he asked what made her think she’d been shot in the head. She described what happened, so he asked her to move her hand, she said, I can’t, I’m holding my brains in. He opened the back door of the car and got behind her and . . . started laughing. Then he said, you haven’t been shot in the head, your tube of biscuts exploded and you are holding onto a biscut that hit you. . .
I remember that “Mythbusters” did a show on the exploding buiscuits urban legend, and they were actually able to get Ol’ Poppin’ Fresh to blow his lid, but only under extreme heat cnditions
But, still, it’s a great blonde joke, nevertheless
“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?” - Sherlock Holmes
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - * POOF * - they are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a Redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.”
* POOF * The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive.”
* POOF * The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think....”
* POOF *
since we’re on blonde jokes…
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m smart and I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.” The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”
The stewardesses don’t know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, “I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica”.
What does a blonde say after sex ?
Gee,are all you guys really on the same team ?
05/18/2006 at 12:31 PM
