Criminal Apprehended!

 

1. Actually OCM, the manger and the stable were part of a Democratic-sponsored program to provide shelter for indigent. The Bethlehem Democratic party forced travelers into the hurried shelter with little regard for the danger from the animals also housed there. Many travelers died from being herded into unsanitary conditions in this Democratic housing project.

   The Nazareth Republican Party had objected to the arrangements, saying the Democrats in Jerusalem had blown the previous budget and the new taxation effort by DNC Chairman Herod was outrageous. Herod disagreed and ordered Roman legions under Centurions Kerry & Kennedy to kill all firstborn children to cut down on welfare payments to the poor. The Romans gladly complied as it left more for them.

   Republican leader John The Baptist stated, “Just you wait, lousy Jewish Democrats! We have a candidate coming soon who will sweep the polls and give power back to the people!”

   True story.

   Posted by The Skipper       12/16/2005  at  09:50 AM  



2. And remember, Mary and Joseph were in Bethleham because all the world was to be taxed! Damned Roman Dimmycratic Party!

   Posted by Rickvid       12/16/2005  at  01:07 PM  



3. BobF: feel free to use it as you wish - you may also embellish it if you want. I’m sure you follow the general theme!

   MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       12/16/2005  at  01:41 PM  



4. Satire this is indeed, Skip, but in view of what recently happened around here when someone has the impertinence to put “Merry Christmas - Jesus is the Reason for the Season” on a McDonald’s marquee, this “satire” looks too much like the real thing.

   One headline-hungry malcontent, and we have a camerafest.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       12/16/2005  at  02:06 PM  

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