Consumers should cut meat and milk intake to combat climate change.  Ahhahahahahahaohboy!

 

1. In compliance with Mother Nature’s precepts, and to make this Earth a better place for everyone, I propose that all omnivore and carnivore humans start a diet based exclusively on vegetarians. Vegans, since they have that “gamey” taste many like, will be subject to licensing requirements and bag limits. State departments of game and inland fisheries will monitor the wild vegetarians and vegan populations and regulate the hunting seasons to prevent extinction of any variety. Farm raised vegetarians will be regulated as any other current cattle/poultry farm. It should be a misdemeanor to sell vegetarians as vegans. West coast vegans should be a Protected Designation of Origin.

   Posted by Mile66       09/30/2008  at  12:03 PM  

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