Confucious Say ….

 

1. If she gives me the fish net, will I then have to leave right away?

   Posted by Officer Pupp       04/08/2006  at  06:42 PM  



2. WOW! Another one of those “We’ll-roll-in-the-hay-and-then-I’ll-make-your-life-into-a-living-hell” girls! Jester like! JESTER LIKE!!!

      

   Posted by Jester       04/08/2006  at  06:43 PM  



3. Her parent’s named her well, as I believe thats Charisma Carpenter.

   Mmmmmmm...yummy.

   

   Posted by Agamemnon       04/08/2006  at  07:22 PM  



4. Recall again Fellers, “Some guy somewhere is sick & tired of putting up with her .

   Better tail than a mermaid, I’d say.

   At the auction yesterday, upscale parents (we’re mostly poor hicks out here) had a little girl named “Tuscany”.

   Posted by Oink       04/09/2006  at  08:25 AM  



5. "Guy” isn’t a name, it’s sorta like “fella” or “dude”.

   My wife leaned on our son to name the new boy after me.  I was agin’ it.

   Posted by Oink       04/09/2006  at  08:47 AM  



6. Mrs. Goldstein was taking her toddler daughter for a walk in Central Park.

   “What a lovely little girl! What’s her name?”
   “Shelley.”
   “Delightful! Naming her after that great poet!”
   “Shelley Temple was a poet?”

   Ask LISA to explain it....

   Posted by Oink       04/09/2006  at  09:15 AM  



7. But, OCM, isn’t your given name Guy? I thought it was. Had a good high school and early college years buddy named Guy. He is a high mucky-muck with a Co county hospital system these days.

   The Hobo

   Posted by Robohobo       04/09/2006  at  11:03 PM  



8. A good one from my Thai Dau/law

   “Grandma, what’s it called when one person lies on top of another person?”
   “It’s called sexual intercourse.” And she goes on to explain how babies are made.
   The kid thinks for a minute, then brightens ..
   “But Mom calls it ‘bunk beds’ ...”

   Posted by Oink       04/10/2006  at  10:43 AM  

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