Christmas Joy
If you’re ‘taken’ then why would a woman NEED one of those.
Isn’t that why we’ve got men?
*looks innocent*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
10/28/2005 at 05:47 AM
Yes… and what does the man wear???
Most of the time, my girlfriend and I are in different countries, and we SMS each other every night. No, I’m not going to give you a sample. 
21st century version of Ben-Wa balls
Theme music: Beach Boys “Good Vibrations”
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6448213/did/9816703/
At the same time she hooks herself up with one of the above gadgets—with him holding a remote control joystick (there’s a pun in there somewhere).
Words fail me.
Posted by Oink
10/28/2005 at 09:15 AM
Sex. Sex. Sex.
I guess it’s because I’m an UBER-tomboy but I’ve never understood what’s the big deal.
It’s so over-rated.*makes face*
“But honey...we already did it once this month"*rolls eyes* LOL
(smilies not working)Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
10/28/2005 at 12:17 PM
… just as I am unsure of the difference between flora and fauna
and flotsam and jetsam,
I am quite sure that marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom
never remembers birthdays and the other never forgetsam,
And he refuses to believe there is a leak in the water pipe or the gas pipe
and she is convinced she is about to asphyxiate or drown,
And she says Quick get up and get my hairbrushes off the windowsill,
it’s raining in, and he replies Oh they’re all right, it’s only raining
straight down.
That is why marriage is so much more interesting than divorce,
Because it’s the only known example of the happy meeting of the
immovable object and the irresistible force.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat over
everything debatable and combatable,
Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particulary if
he has income and she is pattable.Ogden Nash,"I Do, I Will, I Have” http://www.aenet.org/poems/ognash8.htm
Posted by Oink
10/28/2005 at 12:40 PM
Re: Barb’s Comment #10—She says to “Honey” as she trips him and beats him to the floor
Posted by Oink
10/28/2005 at 06:44 PM
OCM: Are you being naughty again? Rev is a very nice lady.
There are occasions when these “sex toys” can be used in a playful manner.........However “real men”, who can satisfy their woman, don’t need these artificial means........take it from one who knows (and yes, Oink, at my age & my S.O.’s age we enjoy a most wonderful sex & love life)...........It keeps us young..........and the best part is holding each other after you know what - it is most satifying to be held in the afterglow of making love.......
Posted by Dottie
10/28/2005 at 10:21 PM
10/28/2005 at 07:41 AM
