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Posted by Christopher    United States   on 07/21/2006 at 08:40 PM   
 
  1. It’s about this time when you start asking questions like that, that I “accidentally” have a stress attack, kaniption fit, whatever, that spills the beer all over the board and knocks all the pieces on the floor. Sorry brother, no chess player here.

    Posted by LC Geno    United States   07/21/2006  at  08:29 PM  

  2. Well… I play, but I’m not very good.  And I have no idea who was playing or what happened next.

    Personally, I would probably do F-8 to F-5.  I suspect that sounds insane, but it at least has the benefit of threatening his queen.

    RH

    Posted by RobertHuntingdon    United States   07/21/2006  at  08:40 PM  

  3. Knight to F3. Check.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   07/21/2006  at  09:30 PM  

  4. 1. Send the horsey to F3.
    2. Humphrey Bogart and Judy Garland, back in 1956.
    3. Bogie and Judy both took another swig of gin and passed out.

    Posted by Stingray    United States   07/21/2006  at  09:56 PM  

  5. Comrades,

    Knight to F3 only loses the knight to a pawn. I’d consider black pawn H7 to H6. White would probably move his queen G5 to G4. After that, Black uses his queen to take the rook on C5.... I’d think further, but I need sleep…

    Respects,

    Gwedd

    Posted by Gwedd    United States   07/21/2006  at  11:04 PM  

  6. Knight to E-2. Check
    (W)King to H-1
    Rook to H-2 Mate.

    Posted by heldmyw    United States   07/22/2006  at  12:16 AM  

  7. Queen to Queen’s Level Three…

    Posted by Macker    United States   07/22/2006  at  12:17 AM  

  8. I’ve played chess since I was a kid.But I never could figure out all this K-j2 bn34 pwa1 qwa9?????????? Otherwise I might give you a game.Used to be fun in the Army when I would checkmate a guy in ? moves.The last thing they would say was"I didn’t think you would do that”.Rookies.

    Posted by kingaljr    United States   07/22/2006  at  12:32 AM  

  9. P.S. there is no such thing as threatend.Only timid players,always ATTACK.

    Posted by kingaljr    United States   07/22/2006  at  12:41 AM  

  10. I’ve posted the answers at Something’s Rotten. Come and visit. beerstoyou

    Posted by Christopher    United States   07/22/2006  at  05:30 AM  

  11. Man… I saw the way to put the king in check but I never thought of that as the SECOND move.  I thought of that as a first move (that I rejected) just to annoy the opponent.

    Interesting.

    RH

    Posted by RobertHuntingdon    United States   07/22/2006  at  06:58 AM  

  12. 1. ...Q-KKt6! The mate threat at KR7 is compelling.

    2. QxQ, Kt-K7+,
    3. K-R1, KtxQ+, (if BPxKt, RxR is mate),
    4. K-Kt1, Kt-K7+ and the threatened rook escapes.

    2. BPxQ, Kt-K7+,
    3. K-R1, RxR mate.

    2. RPxQ, Kt-K7 mate.

    Any other move by White loses to QxQ or QxRP mate.

    (I think this was Lewitzky-Marshall, but I’m not sure.)

    Posted by Francis W. Porretto    United States   07/22/2006  at  07:43 AM  

  13. There’s nothing like a chess puzzle first thing in the AM.

    1...Qg3 (threatens mate on h2) 2. Qxg3 Ne2+ (forking K & Q) 3. Kh1 Nxg3+ 4. Kg1 Nxf1
    (if 4. fxg3 Rxf1#)

    I think I’ve seen this position somewhere in one of my puzzle books.

    Posted by Qwerty    United States   07/22/2006  at  08:04 AM  

  14. 1.....Q-g3
    2Q-e5..then what?

    Posted by commander0    United States   07/23/2006  at  11:43 AM  

  15. never mind, he just escapes.

    Posted by commander0    United States   07/23/2006  at  11:54 AM  

  16. To answer commandero Black doesn’t escape, he mates.

    1… Qg3
    2. Qe5 Nf3+
    3. Kh1 Rxh2 mate.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   07/24/2006  at  02:24 PM  

  17. Right you are.  Missed it

    Posted by commander0    United States   07/24/2006  at  04:20 PM  

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