C’Est Moi!
Dude, you are in the wrong town for losing weight. Pass the sauce.
Posted by Steel Turman
04/09/2005 at 08:20 PM
I will remind all of my previous decree:
Under the terms of the ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ law, which includes even hinting at what not to ask or tell of…
I hereby relieve SecWar Allan of command.
In the interregnum… (how do you spell that?) the post of ‘SecWar’ will be held by the triumvirate of:
Old Cat Man
Annoying Little Twerp
OinkIn that order…
Carry on!
Oh, yeah, Vilmar can veto this… if he has more balls gumption than Prince Charles…
We all probably would like to look like we did many years ago.........but, realistacally, it ain’t gonna happen.........
Posted by Dottie
04/09/2005 at 08:22 PM
Aw, c’mon Dottie! Let a fellow have a little hope, OK? Besides, I really need to lose the weight. My BP is just way too high, even with meds.
As for Christopher, he can feel free to kiss my big fat white a**. If I get my hands on him I’ll show him who has balls .. after I snatch his off (if he has any).
Grrrrrrr ......
I hereby reinstate Allan as BMEWS SecWar.
While doing so, I publically insist he revert to his previously loved and
fearedrespected avatar.Face it Allan, your youthfull pic does NOT command the respect required for BMEWS SecWar.
However, I support the ‘Once and Future’ BMEWS SecWar in his journey of appropriate weight.
FYI…
My previous post was posted before that lame, limp-wristed, Allan-clone decided he liked my balls…
This is why I had to relieve Allan of command.
Not afraid of that Allan…
Now if the Real SecWar Allan would please stand up…
I like the photo Allan.
Very handsome-seriously.
Btw-I was a size 10 in HS and I’m a 6-8 now.
The 5-4 husband is maybe 215 AND he just quit smoking*cheer*
Time to drag that old boy on a walk*evil laugh*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
04/09/2005 at 08:46 PM
Christopher:
Aw, shucks Barb! (blush) Thank-ee, ma’am!
I have medicated BP too.
Even us petite creatures can have it
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
04/09/2005 at 08:49 PM
Hey Allan- need a referral to a new MD here in St.Louis? Let me know- have inside scoop to the best docs in the BJC system...........I think my personal PMD might take you on with my recommendation as he is a good friend as well as my PMD...................Also am anxious to know where you will be living - I live in West St. Louis County, in unincorpirated Creve Coeur...........I see that David lives south of St.L.- I live west of St. Louis...........Where & what company will you be working for?
Posted by Dottie
04/09/2005 at 08:49 PM
Christopher ...where have you been? An interim temporary SecWar is already in place, to cover while Allan is occupied with business.
Also what’s with the gay comments? I don’t see any plucked eyebrows or the use of cosmetics in the adorable pic of Allan.
btw Where’s Vilmar...Saturday night, out getting laid maybe?
Hmmm.....
First The Linux-Man/Truman Capote look.
Then, The Captain.
Now, The Eighty’s look.
What’s next?
(By the way, sent you a mail about the keyboard. Did you get it?)
-Dan D,
CanuckistanDon’t be too hard on yourself Allan. While none of us will ever look 22 again, that’s not to say we can’t improve. What has worked for me is to not eat while watching tv, standing up, or working on the computer. Another trick is eating on smaller plates.
Anway, there’s a very good, politically incorrect nutrition/cook book I strongly recommend for everyone. It’s called “Nourishing Traditions” by Sally Fallon and Mary Enig. A good politically incorrect website is http://www.westonaprice.org.
Dan, I got the tip about the keyboard. It looks like what I’m looking for. I just haven’t had time to look into it further yet.
Next is my high school picture! Pyew! GROSS!
Uhh...Allan…
That’s NOT your high school pic?
Geesh, I farked-up by sending you my new avatar…
Takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there for all to see & “evaluate” Alan, specifically after some of us evaluated some very, shall we say “gifted” women earlier this week.
I don’t know if I should admit this..... but I’m not nearly as cute as my avatar. I just chose it due to the title barbarian (which is loosly what Iteki translates in Japaneese). Think of me as a skinny barbarian with a little less (blond) hair.
It’s great to have you back, up & running again. It’s even better to hear people recommending more sensible solutions for your “project” Just remember that in our instatnt, get it right now, immediate results world - this can’t happen overnight. Give yourself time, and laugh lots & lots.
I’m not a doctor, but I’ve played one on stage before.......
& I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night - sorry, couldn’t resist
If I die in the Civil War
Bury me with a Georgia whore.(HOW OLD WAS THAT PHOTO?)
If I die in the Manassas Front
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
Posted by Oink
04/10/2005 at 08:58 AM
"Oh well.. What the Hell...”
(some ass in Catch 22)
Could be worse… could be Oink…
Christopher reviews the proper dressing of a (dead) pig…
Mostly interested in bacon… where does bacon come from?
Oink could be helpfull…
BTW, The Twerp is my kind of gal....
In fact, I think she qualifies as a MILF…
I pay taxes… she pays taxes…
Yummy...!
Christopher,
didn’t ALT mention something recently about being of Jewish descent?......ever listen to Frank Zappa ????
Sorry ALT, while you’re probably too young to remember FZ , it’s intended as a compliment
Yeah OCM, he had a kid with Grace Jones.
Rappa Zappa.
Posted by Steel Turman
04/10/2005 at 06:31 PM
I remember Frank Zappa-sort of.
I however, am of the same generation as his daughter Moon Unit.
I recall her “hit” ‘Valley Girl’ waaay to well.(like totally)OCM the 3rd kid had an arab name-Zappa was of Lebanese descent.
Btw-thanks for the kind words.
If I can get to a Kinkos and get a photo scanned to disk I’ll post a pix of me in my “yoot.”Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
04/10/2005 at 07:15 PM
Sheesh Allan, I think I had simular glasses, jacket and tie. If I can find an old senior HS photo will send same. Hope the weight issue challange is met and beaten. As for Zappa....thanks, now I have “Saint Alphonso’s Pancake Breakfast” running through my noggin *grin*.
Barb (ALT)
the joke is on me, while trying to tease you via Christopher- I got the Horny Jewish Princess song stuck in my head all day at work !
Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor
Guy S. not familiar w/that one, which album ??
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