Caught In The Crossfire
on 07/12/2005 at 10:21 AM
Except for one thing: Bill Clinton wasn’t in a wheelchair!
It is also said that about 15 beers will make a plain girl look pretty…
Which leads to:
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 15 beers.
Though there isn’e enough beer on the entire planet to make the hildebeest look good, even placing her adjacent to Jabba the Hutt only serves to brighten Jabba’s countenance
Her looks along could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon 
If GWB resembles Alfred E Neuman, then slick willie must resemble who? Perhaps pee-wee herman? Considering his “questionable” and even some would say “treasonable” actions durings his mis-administration, perhaps quisling would be more appropriate.
F.E.T.E.
LC RP
Nake that “pee-pee” herman and I’ll go along with it.
Okay, Skipper, I’m gonna look at the DU link. The things I do to keep out of the bilges sometimes....
I’ll give it to you, Skipper, You REALLY know how to excite the moonbats!
Okay, I’m back from DU. Here are some gems I picked up:
“It really is too bad they’ve caused us to stoop to this level. ”
They’re not stooping far from their usual positions.“Mr. Flynt took a bullet for what he believed in, as opposed to the chicken-hawks who listen to Rush.”
Yeah, Larry’s a hero.“Is a Larry Flynt comparison a BAD thing? He’s a true American Patriot, and a personal hero of mine.”
“Rush, you dumb fat assboil, I think Larry Flynt is the LAST person you want to be fucking with right now.”
“Shaking the shiny keys of Hillary (and Bill) won’t distract us this time around.”
See, they are distracted by shiny things catching the light.“Hillary is OK with me. She is a smart woman, whom I find very attractive.”
This one might have half of a grip on reality. Not the first part, the second part:
“The liberals stand to gain much from the Repub’s coming loss of power. I suggest you all learn to be humble, or karma will hit you in the ass - again.”Can’t make this
up, folks.
I think I’ll take a shower now. The bilges don’t look that bad after all.Yep, they sure are rabid, Bob. I used to post at the Agonist. There used to be somewhat of a balance of opinion there but it deteriorated terribly and I and a lot of other right leaning centrists just quit reading and posting.
You couldn’t show then anything, you damn sure couldn’t tell them anything and if you scored an undeniable point with research and links they’d pick on grammar and typos to make you seem wrong. A few would even admit to being MSM journalists. No surprise there. Logic had no place.
It appears to me that the MoveOn, DU and Kos crowd are making shit up and passing it around to the other believers. They believe it because they want it to be true. Sort of like Dan Blather, NewsWeak and a lot of others. They don’t realize how much damage they do to themselves.
If they ever wake up and stick to the truth they can recover what the liberal/left used to have. Until then they’re going to continue the death spiral to the inevitable crash. That’s going to be someone else’s fault too. Watch. That eeeevil Karl Rove is the master puppeteer.
Yeah, I remember the old days. My father took out the front of a house with his car. The cops took him to the hospital to be sure he was okay and may have even brought him home. There were no charges, he was “just drunk” when he did it. Things sure have changed. Not that I want to see drunks wandering the highways, there was just less awareness in those days.
One of his buddies staggered out of the bar they frequented and headed to his car. The village cops happened by and knew him.
“Where are you going, H?”
“I’m going home”, he told em.
“you’re not driving are you?”
“Hell, I’m too drunk to walk.”They took him home.
