catching up on my email

 

1. OK, that one made me guffaw!  I’m stealin’ it!  And the one about Socrates.

   Posted by Vilmar       11/19/2009  at  10:55 AM  



2. After just having sent a nasty gram to my two (ironic and hypocritical label required here)’representatives’ (via the Senate) on the Obamination of a Healthcare ‘reform’ (gag) bill so euphemistically mis-named - Patient Protection Affordable Care Act - I really, truly needed the laugh.

   Personally I hate female hair dressers - they spend the whole time haranguing me to cut my hair - and charge me a frickin arm and leg to diss my personal decision. So a joke that disses them - is great in my book.

   Posted by wardmama4       11/19/2009  at  01:44 PM  



3. A woman met a high school classmate and inquired how she was doing. The classmate said that she got a scholarship to Yale. “That’s nice.” replied the woman “I met my husband there and he’s now a partner in a law firm. We’ve got a huge house on Martha’s Vineyard with a yatch and he is constantly buying me diamonds.” said the classmate. “That’s nice.” replied the woman. “So what have you been doing?” ask the classmate. “I went to finishing school.” said the woman. “What did you learn there?” ask the classmate. “I learned how to say “"That’s nice."” instead of “FUCK YOU!”.

   Posted by harleycowboy58       11/19/2009  at  03:14 PM  



4. All righty then. Now we know what it takes to get featured on the site. Love all three and working on making the grade.Hmmmmmm,,,,,

   Posted by Rich K       11/20/2009  at  12:41 AM  

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