Drew, you are a sick kitty.
"I don’t get it? His scent is all over her, but I don’t see him!”
"If that string so much as twitches, I’m gonna nail it!”
Lets see,,,one is fun to pet and stroke and the other is good at chasing mice.
"Stokely, you’re so dumb you don’t even know the difference between a comma and a pussy!”
“A pussy and a comma? Whatchu talking about Willis?”
“Well, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause, whereas a pussy has claws at the end of its paws!”
I smell the tuna but I can’t see it......
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