Castration Is Next
Sit down & relax. Only you can prevent unnecessary urine stream fragmentation.
:dies laughing:
Posted by Deb
07/09/2004 at 04:44 AM
It’s a communist plot....and I am not gonna take it sitting down!!! A man has got to take a stand!
And they can just Piss off!
(And if the men, such as they are, that support this had longer schwanzes, they wouldn’t splatter.) So once again size does matter...damn it!
Posted by Guy S.
07/09/2004 at 04:46 AM
So what does it mean if the toilet seat breaks when I sit? Oh...wait...I know this one....go on a diet lard-ass....
Posted by Christopher
07/09/2004 at 07:48 AM
Heck, just lay it in the sink and go there...fixes that problem.
Posted by Bob
07/09/2004 at 10:53 AM
Bob, you are truly disgusting. But that sort of behavior is accpetable in this crowd.
I pee standing up and I fart proudly!!
My goal is to completely overwhelm the plug-in air fresheners my Lovely Bride has scattered throughout the Stately Manor.
Number One Son is in complete agreement with me and is doing his part to over-come this attempt to turn our gender into Liberal Socialist Democrats!
Posted by MAJ Mike
07/09/2004 at 12:16 PM
And women wonder why they get slapped around. Not that I endorse such a thing, but a man can only be pushed so far…
Posted by Chris W.
07/09/2004 at 12:22 PM
First it was put the seat up, now this. Give some people an inch and they’ll demand a mile as an inherent right. Damn pinko..
I think these people need to get a job, they seem to have entirely too much time on their hands.
Even if it is a joke on their part there are way too many people who buy into this shit.
Damn it’s only urine, which has a similar composition to sea water that has a similar composition to blood, yadayadayada....
Nazi bitch!
Posted by Ric Brandt
07/09/2004 at 12:41 PM
Sea water won’t turn to ammonia ever, to my knowledge. And, if your blood does, you have more serious problems.
They’re also promoting penis enlargement - OF COURSE IT’S A HUMOR SITE.
dur dur dur
Posted by Deb
07/09/2004 at 01:41 PM
Hey!! Penis Enlagement is *not* funny! It is a goal.
(I could also say it’s a growth industry, but I won’t)
Posted by Guy S.
07/09/2004 at 02:04 PM
Please put the seat down when you are finished.....thank you.......
Posted by Dottie
07/09/2004 at 10:33 PM
The constant harping I hear that we put the seat down implies discriminatory demands upon males in an age of equal opportunity with woman being (supposedly) as good as any man.
That said, if we have to put the seat down, it means we must participate in two spearate actions (lifting the seat and lowering the seat when finished) whereas women will have the luxury of just sitting down with no lifting or lowering.
In a world free from this discriminatory behavior, the solution should be: the seat starts in a lowered position. The woman uses it and when done lifts the seat. The man arrives, uses the toilet, and lowers the seat. Each one makes one move (either lowering or raising)
The mathematical fairness of this is still not worked out as man does not shit standing up and would, at some point have to lower the seat and raise it again causing inequality.
That’s all for now.
(firmly imbeds tongue in cheek and runs away)
fuzey seats caus a delayed respons.
Posted by gutter
07/12/2004 at 05:07 AM
