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1. U.S. Army soldiers review the unexplained side-effects of the recently-revealed Sex Bomb.

   Posted by Macker       01/15/2005  at  02:23 PM  



2. If they become parents-will it be a boy, a girl, or an amtrack(not the train)

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/15/2005  at  03:04 PM  



3. Hey Big Boy!  I’m “tracks up, kneeling.” Turn that big gun my way!!!

   (with apologies to Frank Zappa)

   Posted by Vilmar       01/15/2005  at  03:49 PM  



4. Yet another reason why OB-GYNs are on the
   decline.

   If they sucessfully mate and give birth ...
   call the Terminator quick.

   Safe sex

   Personally, I DO NOT want to be around for
   the afterglow or the obligatory after sex
   smoke.

   They had to make the prophylactic from
   Schedule 80 pipe.

   Mating season in the Camp Lejune Wild Life
   Preserve.

   ....I could go on ... but why?

   Posted by Steel Turman       01/15/2005  at  05:02 PM  



5. Oops, did I do that? 

   Posted by Patrick       01/15/2005  at  05:10 PM  



6. Makin’ HMMWVs

   Posted by basil       01/15/2005  at  08:25 PM  



7. Blame the LT. They will beelieve that.

   Posted by Archangel       01/15/2005  at  08:56 PM  



8. Tanks for the Mammaries!

   Posted by FJBill       01/16/2005  at  03:10 AM  



9. Well, Sergeant, that’s how we used to get more horses and cows back on the farm, and I heard about our shortage of armor and ...

   Posted by Gary and the Samoyeds       01/16/2005  at  02:49 PM  



10. Zappa said, “She was buns up kneelin’...and I was wheelin’ and dealin’....she surrendered to the feelin’......and started into squeeelin’....

    I didn’t mind that she called me a bum but I knew right away she was really going to cu.....

    Do you see this wet spot under this tank?
    

    Posted by Z Woof       01/16/2005  at  05:13 PM  

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