Caption Contest

 

1. Abdullah, are you playing with your laser pointer again?

   Posted by Annoying_Mike       06/13/2006  at  02:03 PM  



2. I told them again and again, DON’T play with the car bombs near the house!!!

   Posted by Jaguar       06/13/2006  at  02:27 PM  



3. I can’t believe Taylor Hicks won!

   Posted by STFUcomrade       06/13/2006  at  02:41 PM  



4. Aziz, tell me honestly, do I look fat in this bomb vest?

   Posted by Draven       06/13/2006  at  02:50 PM  



5. Mohammed, what is that whistling sound?

   Posted by Draven       06/13/2006  at  02:51 PM  



6. If it weren’t for my camel, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college

   Posted by Elliott       06/13/2006  at  03:16 PM  



7. "No! BUD LIGHT!”

   Posted by Francis W. Porretto       06/13/2006  at  04:17 PM  



8. OH NO! AMERICAN SOLDIERS! I WANT MY MOMMIE! ARGHHHH! GURGLE! THUMP!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       06/13/2006  at  04:20 PM  



9. JESUS CHRIST!!

   Posted by CS       06/13/2006  at  05:12 PM  



10. I feel a divine sign from above and somehow it doesn’t feel like one from Allah !!!  What could it be !!

    Posted by bigbuttehead       06/13/2006  at  05:41 PM  



11. Bukrah En Shala! 
    (Translated tomorrow God Willing) Sorry your times up! 

    Posted by Gizmo       06/13/2006  at  05:58 PM  



12. I am doing Allah’s will, and Allah is the one true God. If I am wrong, may I be struck down right here.

    Posted by Carnivorous Duck       06/13/2006  at  06:06 PM  



13. Vee are the Killer Bees!

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       06/13/2006  at  06:10 PM  



14. "Quiet everybody, Big Love is just starting. That Chloe Sevigny is really hot for an infidel whore.  Is that a plane I hear...”

    Posted by rudebadger       06/13/2006  at  06:20 PM  



15. 72 white raisins??  I hate raisins. Ohhh....

    Posted by dick       06/13/2006  at  09:26 PM  



16. WOW, Allah looks like an American Special forces soldier? Did I blow that or what?

    Posted by Jaguar       06/13/2006  at  09:54 PM  



17. What, pork again?  Doesn’t anyone in this place know how to cook beef?

    Posted by John C       06/13/2006  at  11:17 PM  



18. What does it mean ........ there’s a tiny shadow on the sun?

    Posted by bowshot4       06/14/2006  at  03:10 AM  



19. Geez, the old lady’s looking kinda long in the tooth these days, at age 16.  Not quite the “Mohammadin gumdrop” she was back six or seven years ago.  Maybe it’s about time to arrange for a little ‘accident’ to overtake her .......

    Posted by Lone Ranger       06/14/2006  at  03:21 AM  



20. I’ve got to stop putting off that colonoscopy exam!

    Posted by jeffwyke       06/14/2006  at  04:52 AM  



21. Whatd’ya mean the infidel George Bush is returning to Iraq??!?  Over my dead body!!!

    Posted by fishead       06/14/2006  at  06:50 AM  



22. Dirka dirks Mohammed jihad!

    Posted by Macker       06/14/2006  at  08:19 AM  



23. I pledge allegience to flag of the United Sta...................

    Posted by hozer       06/14/2006  at  10:48 AM  



24. "I got you all here today to show you i am the real deal, gun, vest, i just need some more cash”, the infer......................

    Posted by bulldog       06/14/2006  at  12:00 PM  



25. Allah told me that it would be a cold day in Hell before the Infidels will win! Man, I thought leaving Baghdad we wouldn’t be hearing those planes flying overh. . .

    Posted by wardmama4       06/14/2006  at  12:26 PM  



26. You’re standing on my chest.

    Posted by Pilgrim       06/14/2006  at  11:44 PM  



27. What virgins?

    Posted by Yogimus       06/15/2006  at  12:40 AM  



28. Rosebud

    or maybe from Monty Python & the Holy Grail

    I feel happy

    Posted by druss_40       06/15/2006  at  02:38 AM  



29. B-52?  BINGO!!!!!!!

    Posted by Rat Patrol       06/15/2006  at  09:09 AM  



30. It’s only a flesh wound!  I’ll get better”

    Posted by yatalli       06/15/2006  at  11:47 AM  



31. Have you seen my stretcher dance, it gos like this,
    you put your body on, yer body off, on off on off, and shake it all about, you do the strecher dance, and turn around, thats wot its all about,

    Posted by bulldog       06/15/2006  at  03:16 PM  



32. askt the americans for a lite

    Posted by chevytech       06/23/2006  at  11:57 PM  

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