Caption Contest

 

1. So this is what you use to give yourself an enema so that you can smile more naturally while on the campaign trail? Kewl!!

   Posted by marty       09/20/2006  at  12:11 PM  



2. God I really, really hate smiling at this old geezer (what was his name again?!?) but they keep snapping pictures, I guess he must be important - gee I wonder if he used to be a President?

   [BTW, doesn’t he look really old - guess he’ll have to invest in some Just for Men before he really starts running, sure didn’t spend a grand on this hair job before this photo shoot]

   Posted by wardmama4       09/20/2006  at  01:59 PM  



3. Izzat a beer bong or a fartsnorkle

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/20/2006  at  02:15 PM  



4. Co-ed: “....and one Swedish penis enlarger..”
   Kerry: “Uh, no, that’s not mine..”
   Co-ed: “But it has your name right on it...See? ‘JFKerry’”
   Kerry: No...no, that’s not mine, dear..”

   Posted by CharmingBarracuda       09/20/2006  at  02:50 PM  



5. So Skipper, is Wonkette still into those a**-f**king jokes?

   Posted by Macker       09/20/2006  at  03:40 PM  



6. God, I hope not, Macker. That worthless drivel is what turned me off on the stupid broad. To make matters worse TIME magazine just hired her as WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT and she has a regular column in TIME each week!

   ARRRGH! Stoopid Beeyatch!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/20/2006  at  03:49 PM  



7. I noticed JF’inK holding hands with a coed in that picture, and wearing a so-2004 rubber wristband to show his support for something cool. Yo, like da man be so widdit.

   Is it just me, or does his profile look more and more like Ramses II every day?

   Posted by Drew458       09/20/2006  at  05:16 PM  



8. So, Senator, you shove the little end up your butt and listen to the big end so when you talk out your ass you can hear yourself clearly? Want some help with this?

   Posted by Rickvid       09/20/2006  at  07:18 PM  



9. CO-ED:  So, Senator, if I shove this end up your butt and pour acid into the funnel, THEN will you sign the standard form 180?

   JF’nKerry:  Aren’t you John O’Neil’s daughter???

   Posted by Crawdaddy550       09/20/2006  at  07:58 PM  



10. I don’t know much about diabetes, but it looks like a severe case of type 2 to me.

    Posted by mythusmage       09/20/2006  at  10:13 PM  



11. JF’nKerry: “Isn’t that the tube the astronauts use to pee in freefall?”

    Co-ed: “Uhhhhh.....right.”

    Posted by John C       09/20/2006  at  11:21 PM  



12. Co-ed: Senator, here at Moonbat U, we’ve developed this new tool to make it easier for statesmen like yourself to talk out of your a**.

    Posted by Draven       09/21/2006  at  03:34 AM  



13. But then, long-dead Ramses has smoother skin and better hair  

    Posted by Rat Patrol       09/21/2006  at  06:52 AM  



14. more kerry funnies can be found at

    http://www.liveshot.cc

    (I know, it’s an oldie, but it bears another visit once in a while)

    Posted by Rat Patrol       09/21/2006  at  07:07 AM  



15. "Mr. Kerry....  Mr. KERRY!!  You’re not wanted.”

    Posted by Officer Pupp       09/21/2006  at  01:55 PM  



16. "its not realy a bullshit detector, its a purpel heart, i got at college and you should pin it here maaaaaannnn”

    Posted by bulldog       09/21/2006  at  05:02 PM  



17. Kerry isn’t holding hands with the girl.  She grabbed his hand when he was trying to do his impersonation of Slick Willie.

    Posted by Kirk       09/21/2006  at  08:15 PM  



18. Look the hose on our beer bong is the same size around as your neck!!!

    Posted by hozer       09/22/2006  at  10:21 AM  

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