Can You Guess What Today Is?

 

1. In honor of this day, I am taking time to once again study the career of my favorite pirate, Ragnar Danneskjold.

   Yo-ho-chaps, and a bottle of schnapps!

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       09/19/2005  at  08:29 AM  



2. AVAST YE SWABS!

   I be liftin’ one to that Philosopher-Pirate Cap’n Ragnar ...cup o’ mud this AM.

   My 12 y/o (precocious) daughter had the hots for Francisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sebastian D’Anconia

   Posted by Oink       09/19/2005  at  09:08 AM  



3. I have THREE pirate names:
   Mad Prudentilla Cash
   Privateer Pink leg
   Cap’n Purple Arse

   I like the last one best. It also says that I’m a Corsair.
   A Jewish born Corsair?
   Arg?

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/19/2005  at  10:17 AM  



4. Barb: Corsairs=Shores of Tripoli CHECK!

   Purple Arse + Corsair = ??? (I could Google it and appear wise, but I probably have everyone intimidated with my wisdom already)

   cf. yesterday’s blog with my USMC group pic—Being an OLD Marine helped your husband resolve your superfluous skivvies problem?

      

   P.S. it’s spelled ARGH

   Posted by Oink       09/19/2005  at  10:39 AM  



5. Superfluous skivvies? Ye scurvy bunch o’ malcontents! All of ye will walk the plank this day or me name ain’t Long Dong Silver!

   ARRRRRHH!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/19/2005  at  11:29 AM  



6. Me parrot also sez: ye can all kiss his ! Crumbs, be damned! He only eats the finest caviar. Yo-ho-ho!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/19/2005  at  11:30 AM  



7. Shoudn’t the Parrot have a Pirate on his shoulder? 

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/19/2005  at  01:24 PM  



8. OCM: a lurker emailed me privately, astounded that you knew who Ayn Rand was.  He probably leapt to that conclusion based on your photo, not your erudite postings. And, of course, your rep as a brain-fried wake-and-bake.

     ********

   Posted by Oink       09/19/2005  at  02:17 PM  



9. OCM: That was a gratifyingly mild response. You got some good there? You were a cartographer?   

   Skipper:  su·per·flu·ous (s-pûrfl-s) ADJECTIVE:

   Being beyond what is required or sufficient. (Barb’s skivvies vis-a-vis her husbands goal) Sounds better than “trying to get into her skivvies”.

   Posted by Oink       09/19/2005  at  02:57 PM  



10. The Earth is not flat, nor is it a ball. It is a four-dimensional visualiztion, as perceived by human eyes, of a 16-dimensional object. Conclusion: it is a string.

    Steven Hawking sez so. ARRRH!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       09/19/2005  at  04:54 PM  



11. COMPLAINT: Why don’t the Public Schools give equal treatment to the theory that the Earth is hanging from a bird’s nest, suspended from the testicles of a giant turtle, who is bungee jumping from a star?  The phrase is not from me, but we could call it:

    UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN

    Posted by Oink       09/19/2005  at  05:19 PM  



12. OLDCATDUDE: cf. my #15 post --- Damn! That is some fine ‘ya got there !!

    Posted by Oink       09/19/2005  at  05:43 PM  



13. Not to get too far back on topic, but....

    I just wanna know why the Skipper’s parrot is walking like a pigeon.

    Posted by JSThane       09/19/2005  at  08:58 PM  



14. Dont’ make fun of me parrot. He lost a leg in V’Nam.

    

    Posted by The Skipper       09/19/2005  at  09:51 PM  



15. Skipper, I wanna see that little bastard’s DD214.  How would he like to see his little feathery ass featured in the next edition of ”Stolen Valor”?

    a serious P.S.—that book, and the internet, have done great work exposing phony war heroes, especially never-served “VNam PTSD” bullers.

    Posted by Oink       09/20/2005  at  09:26 AM  



16. Actually , that’s not a pegleg, it’s his pecker… He’s one tuff birdie. 

    Posted by Rat Patrol       09/20/2005  at  12:46 PM  



17. Caviar - love caviar - want caviar- who will get me some caviar?????!!!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie       09/20/2005  at  10:10 PM  



18. MENU—Caviar with 1. Ulta-thin-crisp toast 2. sour cream 3. minced onion 4. chopped egg

    This is gonna cost you extra, Dottie!

    Posted by Oink       09/20/2005  at  10:32 PM  

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