call the police. there’s kids playing with play swords, one looks like a ruler. huh?

 

1. IS no child safe???

   “Playing Knights and Dragons”??? What what what?? Oh that “game” played by hormonally saturated rich males of extreme White Privilege? The game were the female has no role other than to be the bondage victim and virginal sacrifice either to the dragon or to her misogynistic male rescuer? Who enacts his own chauvinistic reward price rape after mindlessly slaughtering a rare and intelligent thaumovore, causing it intense pain, agonizing death, and bringing the species ever closer to extinction? And then gets half the kingdom as a reward? And even younger CIS males play at this, practicing committing violence, mayhem, and murder on each other with gigantic lethal knives and even worse weapons? We have to protest, we have to spread awareness, we need to rally, we need to march!! It’s time to Take Back The Knight!!

   And now, I demand RULER CONTROL!!

   Steel rules, turn them in! Wooden rulers, you could get a splinter, turn them in!! Plastic rulers, they could shatter, turn them in!! Evil death spewing metric death hoses with a front part that goes up!!! Turn them all in!! The government will tell you how big things are. You have no right to measuring devices. You don’t need measuring devices.

   Well, maybe you do. In that case ...

   Soft biodegradable foam rulers for all. With rounded edges, in gender-neutral non-triggering pastel colors, with the increments marked off in sugar-free gluten-free candy.

   Posted by Drew458       05/19/2015  at  10:13 PM  



2. Oh, and now that I’ve actually read the post, I have no sympathy for the mother, and hope she and the kid gets major ASBOs.

   Anybody who knowingly and willingly names their male child “Kyron” is going to raise a total faggot anyway. Maybe, maybe if it was a girl they could pretend it was a ‘yooneek’ spelling of Karen. But a boi? Byron, Myron, Kyron. Kyron?? Lavender swish with bells on. Mummy deserves jail time for that.

   Posted by Drew458       05/19/2015  at  10:20 PM  

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