Caesar: Veni, Vidi, Vomiti

 

1. I am still waiting for the liberal media (redundancy) to report on the 12% “Bounce”
   in Heinz Kerry ratings.
   It ain`t happening.
   This bozo is just another Dukakis,only worse,
   because he has more ‘Heinz” money.
   My Prediction Still Stands:
   Bush Cheney 04,
   Total Landslide!
   OH Yeah !
   no more Heinz ketchup
   check out http://www.wketchup.com .
   stan

   Posted by Stan       07/30/2004  at  09:06 PM  



2. ALABAMA?!!! Oh Great King, what the @#$! are you going to ALABAMA for? Your loyal servants in the evil middle-west have been greatly comforted knowing their leader lurks near by. Oh the calamity! Oh the anguish! *whines* DON"T LEAVE US!!*sob*
   Barb*totatlly loyal but terror-stricken Imperial Centurion*

   Posted by annoying little twerp       07/30/2004  at  10:21 PM  



3. Hail Caesar! Alabama, eh? Welcome back to the South.

   Mr Minroity

   Posted by LC Mr Minority       07/30/2004  at  10:52 PM  



4. give the order.for we would hold the line of truth and not live a lie.

   Posted by Dex       07/30/2004  at  11:50 PM  



5. Hail Caesar!

   Your legions in Huntsville, the City Built on Seven Rockets, await your glorious return!  You will find that we have been rounding up the barbarous moonbatus demokratus stupidus hoards in your absence and have prepared a glorious spectacle in the Von Braunus Arena.  We await further orders.

   Tribune Davidus Maximus

   Posted by Davidus Swaffordus       07/31/2004  at  12:03 AM  



6. Uh-oh, my pops is coming home to Alabama? Sigh, guess the “you’re too far away to visit” line ain’t gonna work anymore. :(

   Meditates on the future, “In my day” speeches.

   Posted by Sean       07/31/2004  at  03:33 AM  



7. Imperial Centurion:

   Do you now see what your loyalty has earned you?

   He abandons you in your time of need.

   Meanwhile your Benevolent Dictator is still where he’s always been, fighting off the moonbat hordes, providing daily encouragement, demonstrating outstanding leadership skills in the face of the enemy and internal desertions and defections.

   I hope you remember that.

   And don’t forget this either---always sleep with one eye open. You never know...............

   Posted by Vilmar       07/31/2004  at  07:31 AM  



8. As for you, Mr. Minority, I also recommend you sleep with one eye open.  I am beginning to doubt your loyalty.

   Posted by Vilmar       07/31/2004  at  07:34 AM  



9. Allan, congratulations on your repatriation to the South. I am sure the South is richer for it. Thanks to my evil twin Stan for pointing out an alternative for Republican ketchup lovers everywhere.

   Posted by Stan       07/31/2004  at  10:07 AM  



10. Allan, congratulations on your repatriation to the South. I am sure the South is richer for it. Thanks to my evil twin Stan for pointing out an alternative for Republican ketchup lovers everywhere.

    Posted by Stan       07/31/2004  at  10:08 AM  



11. But Vilmar I am Loyal - To YOU and Caesar both, can’t one be loyal to the realm without having to state his loyality to a single leader?
    Remember I am Swiss now (and so full shit, I am making myself sick).

    Mr Minority

    Posted by LC Mr Minority       07/31/2004  at  12:13 PM  



12. Oh, mighty Caesar!  You have taken your leave and we in the remote parts of the empire feel most keen your absence.

    Though Vilmar attempts to rule with firm hand and continues to promote the cause...he belives in deities most foul....who reside in the most unhollowed ground called Yankee stadium.

    Give us your words of wisdom so we may continue the fight and follow the true light of the small round ball that are the CUBs.

    Ye old seafairing centurion,

    Guy

    Posted by Guy S.       07/31/2004  at  02:19 PM  



13. Alabama??  Alabama!!!!  Who the hell ever moves to Alabama?????? To all you people up in Cubs country, you should all reconsider your loyalties to Caesar - he has abandoned you, leaving you to fend for yourselves......However, if you think you can just switch your loyalties to our great Benevolent Dictator you may be in for a surprise.  Our great BD takes loyalty very seriously!!  And that includes you, Mr Minority - keep in mind those hot vats of chocolate!!
    BTW- Cards up by 11 - hahaha!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie       07/31/2004  at  09:25 PM  

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