Caesar Speaks, Part II
Please let me offer congrats on your superb health. You were near Michael Moore and didn’t catch a terminal disease? Truely Amazing.
Barb
GO CUBS GO!!!!Posted by annoying little twerp
07/27/2004 at 06:29 PM
Aha! The new cabinet member was right! Her sophisticated tracking device had you pegged right from the start.......She will expect sincere apologies and recanting of your previous rants against her - Thanks in advance from the Mighty Quahog.........Also, as a New Englander born and bred I take issue with your distaste of N.E. clam (quahog) chowda - it is the best there is- unlike New Yorkers who put tomatoes (TOMATOES!!!!!!!!UGH!!!!!SPIT!!!!!) in their chowda.......
Posted by Dottie
07/27/2004 at 07:46 PM
She’s a QUISLING Sire!!! Trusteth Noteth hereth Wordeth!
Barb*Imperial Centurion*
* Pulls all of her 5ft 2 and a half inches-119 lb self up to attention,folds arms across chest and looks fierce.*Posted by annoying little twerp
07/27/2004 at 07:55 PM
I hope sire that you have a years supply of Peptobismal, to settle you sqeezy Stomach. Plus you are a better man than I, as if I were there I probably go psycho and some Monnbat/Hippie/Demo.
Mr Minority
Posted by LC Mr Minority
07/27/2004 at 08:31 PM
...and you mean to tell me that you were able to escape the gravitational pull of that much mass ?
Posted by Rey(@LSAAnaconda)
07/27/2004 at 10:47 PM
Is it true that Moore smells exactly like a krispy kreme cruller?
Posted by Phi
07/27/2004 at 10:59 PM
P.S. Michael Moore is an EXTREMEMLY FAT FUCK.
I guess they’re right: there’s no real news at these conventions.
Posted by The Sanity Inspector
07/27/2004 at 11:12 PM
Phi: no, the scent I encountered was more like sweaty athletic socks.
Rey: it is true Monsieur Moore is surrounded by a stupidity “event horizon” and any intelligent thought that approaches this barrier gets sucked in and disappears forever. I maintained enough separation to avoid becoming “Frankenized”.
Dottie: the best chowda in the world can only be found at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco where they serve it in baked sourdough bowls that you can eat after slurping up the chowda inside. You would not recognize Boston today. This place has become Moonbat Command Center for the week.
To all: You all owe me. Having to listen to Ted Kennedy is bad enough but having to also listen to people applaud him is agonizing. I became physically ill after that. I just barely survived. More on Saturday.
"I’m under a vile agreement not to post any comments until Saturday.”
What’s up with that?
Posted by Phi
07/28/2004 at 12:42 AM
Take heart in the knowledge the CUBs won tonight 7 to 1. They are now 8 games above 500 and over 500 since the all star break.
Go CUBs. And Allen, just look for the good looking fox news reporters...if only to find some conservative solice in that liberal wasteland.
Posted by Guy S.
07/28/2004 at 12:53 AM
Allan- I must beg to differ with you- you can find the BEST clam chowda in a little restaurant in Marblehead, MA, at Woodman’s in Essex, MA, in Rockport, MA, and in multiple little clam shacks along the Maine coast- have eaten my way up the MA & Maine coast many, many times over the years. I know I would not recognize Boston- I fly into Boston but then go directly up to the North Shore, then to Cape Ann and then up into Maine.......the last time I flew into Boston the Big Dig Tunnel was still under construction causing multiple driving nightmares....will be going up next year & then in 2006 for a nursing school reunion......would have gone this summer but have to save my vacation hours for my big trip in November to the Galapagos Islands.........
GO CARDS TONIGHT!!Posted by Dottie
07/28/2004 at 07:59 PM