Caesar Speaks

 

1. Take heart! The CUBs won tonight 3 to 1. They are now 2 and 2 for the road trip so far.  So there is a light at the end of the tunnel. (btw how is the chowder?)

   Posted by Guy S.       07/27/2004  at  05:57 AM  



2. Dear PM,

   My newest cabinet member, Dottie, has employed an internet tracking device capable of pinpointing the location of anyone posting to the ‘net.

   I’d be careful if I were you.  She’s currently got you triangulated somewhere in Central America.  Jungles will not protect you.  Turn yourself in and subject yourself to my mercy.  I am a kind-hearted and merciful dictator.  You will not suffer---much.  If you survive you may even get your old job back. Really!

   Posted by Vilmar       07/27/2004  at  08:34 AM  



3. Even though she’s a Cards fan-Dottie=QUISLING!!
   ALL HAIL CAESAR! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!
   BARBinator

   Posted by annoying little twerp       07/27/2004  at  09:28 AM  



4. Thank you Vilmar......This is a great honor and I promise to faithfully serve and uphold the constitution of the BMEWS..........My secret, very sophisticated internet tracking device will find him!!

   To Guy S.- when in Boston one drops the “er” and eats chowda and lobsta.......this little bit of info courtesy of the Quahog.......

   Cards won in the 11th last night- GO CARDS!!!!!

   Posted by Dottie       07/27/2004  at  10:59 AM  



5. Dottie, do not be seduced by “The Dark Side”. No device can penetrate my sophisticated Klingon cloaking device.

   However, if I were in Boston I would tell you that the “chowda” sucks, the people are rude, and the streets are full of trash (human and otherwise).

   Barb is hereby promoted to Imperial Centurian. Dottie is on probation. Vilmar is headed for the coliseum and a date with the lions.

   Posted by The Skipper       07/27/2004  at  11:08 AM  



6. Allan, you listened?

   ...that’s what remotes are for!

   Posted by oldcatman       07/27/2004  at  11:20 AM  

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