by order of brussels to members of the union … you will now flush when and how told

 

1. The only flushing that matters is flushing these retarded politician felons down the mighty shitter of history.

   Posted by grayjohn       11/07/2013  at  10:15 AM  



2. Are you going to make me go stare at my toilet this early in the morning? I think you are.
   Yup, ours is a Universal-Rundle 6L/1.6gpf model and it’s awful.

   I think power assist is the way to go, along with large diameter waterway.

   I don’t understand why houses don’t have the kind of toilets that large office buildings have. The kind with no tank at all, just some chrome pipe coming out of the wall. They flush with super power, and the cycle is done in about 4 seconds.

   Oh, and our flushing habit is simple: use the toilet, flush the toilet. Eww those icky “yellow mellow” folks. Germs and stink. Worse, not bothering to flush because it’s only urine builds up a rime on the bowl, and eventually you have to get one of those pumice toilet stones to grind it down. And that is a sucky job to do.

   Posted by Drew458       11/07/2013  at  10:19 AM  

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