Brits get permission from Brussels to language test docs and nurses. whose country is this anyway?

 

1. Rule Britannia!
   Britannia rule the waves
   Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

   Did I miss something there, say, like the whole notion of independence going poof?

   Posted by Drew458       01/03/2012  at  08:48 AM  



2. I wish the same would apply to Ireland.

   Besides learning English many of the “Middle-Eastern” & African doctors need to attend heavy duty compassion training lessons and undergo serious attitude adjustments.

   DOCTOR: Hi, My name is Doctor Muhammad Apu and I’m going to take your appendix out tomorrow.

   PATIENT: But I’m here because I broke my leg in a car crash.

   DOCTOR: Don’t tell me what you need infidel. I’m the doctor. And I have a diploma from the Royal institute of Botswana embalming & morbid cosmetology to prove it. Now roll over I need to check your tonsils.

   PATIENT: My tonsils aren’t up my ass, like your head numb-nuts. They’re in my throat for feckin idiot. So get your God damn finger out of my butt now.

   DOCTOR: Sorry, slight error, sahib. I will now examine your tonsils which are located in your throat.

   PATIENT: Wait one fecking minute. Wash that finger first.

   And on and on and on!

   Posted by New Jersey Yankee       01/03/2012  at  09:46 AM  

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