British Declare War on US
Mr. Glazer Is Closing Their Stadium. He has had a bad experience with these so-called football players. The Bucs had a “soccer” kicker named Gramatica, that we paid $12.7 million and he couldn’t kick a 29 yard field goal, hence our distruction last year.
Tampa hates all soccer players now. This article points that out with: “Fans have not been thrilled, either, by the publicity wafting over from Tampa, Fla. Writing in The Tampa Tribune, the columnist Daniel Ruth called Manchester United “the world’s foremost collection of men in their underwear playing the most boring sport on the face of the planet.” Then Daniel calls a spade a spade when he says, “In the annals of people who really, really need to get a life, Manchester United fans probably fall somewhere between Civil War re-enactors and those folks who show up at ‘Star Trek’ conventions dressed as Vulcans.”
If they would quit calling soccer - football - then maybe we could all get along.
Posted by Z Woof
05/19/2005 at 08:26 AM
Actually, We’re the ones who call soccer that. The word derives from association football. Look it up.
It doesn’t surprise me one bit that Manchester United Fans are acting like hooligans because an American capitalist bought a 75% share in their team. The Cockney Reds (Man U.’s Hooligans) are likely behind the latest row.
“No offense, but it just smacks of imperialism,” said John Marchant, a noted retard who never opened a history book in his life. Marchant minced away to the local pub to grouse about globalization and how it is sucking up the men with balls of nations worldwide.
Posted by Phoenix
05/19/2005 at 12:38 PM
It’s miles better than
organized loafingcricket, I assure you.American Football: If you’re depending on your kicker to make the points that your offense isn’t making you’re gonna be losers anyway. I’ve been a Bills fan for too many years and have first hand knowledge of this fact.
