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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 06/26/2006 at 12:42 PM   
 
  1. From the picture progression you show, it should be illegal for an Uglo-American, (a little Rush lingo there) to accept a date from an ugly man. If I wasn’t drunk, I wouldn’t have hit on her in the first place! Who’s taking advantage of who?

    Posted by Christopher    United States   06/26/2006  at  01:11 PM  

  2. I think they are living too close to Canada. That liberal moonbat ray must be affecting the cheeseheads.

    Posted by LyndonB    United Kingdom   06/26/2006  at  01:27 PM  

  3. Leave it to UW-Madison to try and keep their stoodents as infantile for as long as possible.  Just so Mommy and Daddy’s tuition and allowance checks keep clearing that is. If not, den yer outta der hey.

    I don’t need no booze to get no wimmens - I just flash my big roll and they come arunnin’.  two_thumbs_up

    Posted by rudebadger    United States   06/26/2006  at  02:54 PM  

  4. But women don’t get beer goggles.

    Posted by Kirk    United States   06/26/2006  at  03:57 PM  

  5. Not for nothing, Skip, but any man who would put anything inside a woman who was not an enthusiastic participant is a piece of shit.  Maybe not a rapist, but a piece of shit nonetheless.  I’ve turned down more than one drunk as hell idiot grabbing for my unit.  Just because I knew she would hate herself (and me) later.  Drunk chicks suck in bed anyway.

    Posted by commander0    United States   06/26/2006  at  04:58 PM  

  6. Ahh commandero, let us not forget that men can be just as drunk. Been there, done that. I stopped when she called out the wrong name. You wouldn’t believe how quickly two people can sober up after that. Co-workers, yet she called out the wrong name.

    We never dated after that, and she and the other guy got married.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   06/26/2006  at  05:52 PM  

  7. They could buy them non-alcoholic drinks and spike them when the girls aren’t looking.  All they have to do is make GHB (it’s possible to find the recipe on the Internet and buy the ingredients), and then add it when opprotunity arises (when the young lady goes to the bathroom, for instance).  Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

    Also, they don’t take into account that the reason they are buying the person a drink is they find someone interesting and want to get to know them better.

    Posted by U2warrior05    United States   06/26/2006  at  06:00 PM  

  8. This is just another law made to take responsibility off a person (excuse) and to make a ritual of growing up and a necessity for those of us without social skills - bad. I am so sick of the PC police taking all the realness and fun out of life.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   06/26/2006  at  08:15 PM  

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