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I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke-out...I know it’s old, but appropriate
We’re in the middle of cricket season down here now...there is actually a sport more useless and boring than baseball. I’d rather watch paint dry or grass grow…
No matter.
Chi-Town has a lesser known hockey team-the “Wolves"-as well.
They’re part of the AHF I think.
Unlike the NHL’S “Blackhawks” the Wolves can actually PLAY HOCKEY-and they’ve got a cute wolfie mascot
HOOWLLLLL
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/16/2005 at 05:57 PM
Poor Canadians...since they have no hockey to watch they’ll have to do it other than doggy style!
At the risk of blowing my pardons, “Who cares?” YOOOUUUU DIRRRRRTY .....
Fuhgedaboutit No Stanley Cup playoffs. Maybe they’ll cancel next years Super Bowl 
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 06:44 PM
Hey, Macker,
You must be referring to that parody take-off on Heart’s “Dog and Butterfly"…
If anybody knows how to correctly search for it (as in who does it? and what the actual title of the song is?)on a P2P (peer-to-peer) site, let me know.
It’s by Heart and the title IS Dog and Butterfly. It’s sorta interesting in a sucky kind of way.
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 07:50 PM
Oink, are you sure? The song I’m referring to is a parody of the Heart tune, but instead of “Dog and Butterfly” they sing, “Doin’ it doggy style.” It’s about a guy and a girl watching a hockey game on TV and, well…
Oh, and this, too
Oooops. Misunderstood. Here ‘tis http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes6/parody1.html
Select #26 and hear it. Am I totally cool at Google for an old fart, or what?
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 08:06 PM
Allan is right about hockey, who cares?
Hockey is a game for wimps and sissy’s.
You can really piss off a guy in Detroit by asking him, “What does Red Wings on your sweatshirt mean?”
In Tampa we are world champions in Hockey and we don’t even care.
Posted by Z Woof
02/16/2005 at 08:08 PM
I must have Z Woof’s head.
Hey kid, did you know that that apostrophe in “sissy’s (sic) is called a greengrocer’s apostrophy ? (England—same as produce seller) Like “carrot’s for sale.”
Nothing personal and I like you.
But in the future check for possessive or “it is”.
Always go for the head.
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 08:30 PM
I miss the Dallas Stars.
I’ve missed hockey a great deal. I miss seeing my Red Wings, even though they haven’t been doing so great the past couple years.
Sorry oink.
I admit I posted that comment on hockey because you wanted to cancel football.
My neighbors, two houses down, are from England and are the biggest Democrats I have ever seen. They are really pissed off because they bought their home and we (the USA) are kicking them out of the country.
We had them over for dinner last weekend and the wife was going crazy on my sofa. Screaming English Terms, that I have no idea what she was saying. All I know is the sun never comes out in England and they love Tampa Bay. I just kept saying, “We can’t let every Tom, Dick and Harry in America.” She shoots back, “If I was a bloody Cuban and could get one foot on Floridian soil I could stay. Why are the Cubans so much better than us from England?”
Football History Lesson: Buccaneer means Pig Eater in French. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
An evil prince eats a steamin? pig
He eats da snouts an trotters first!!!
The loins and the groins are then dispersed
His carvin style is well rehearsed
He stands and shouts
England and Hockey be cursed!!!Why doesn’t Iowa get a professional football team?
Answer: Because if IA had a Pro Team then MN would want one tooo.
Posted by Z Woof
02/17/2005 at 08:04 AM
Z Woof—I just want them to cancel football for Allan. Just like baseball, the only thing the hockey players and owners can agree on is a suicide pact. Which reminds me—I don’t care how the pig is prepared, as long as it isn’t a Michael Moore Pig. --Regards, OINK
Posted by Oink
02/17/2005 at 09:03 AM
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